Video: Cole and Heidi Hamels Welcome Their Ethiopian Daughter

As mentioned yesterday, this African child adoption move (coupled with a few really good seasons) has placed Cole Hamels firmly on the maurice Can’t-Do-Wrong list. At this point it’s hard to even picture a scenario where he would fall off that list. He’s probably still going to be our best ace and our key to the postseason. It would take their other baby actually succeeding in eating the black baby’s face off or Cole blowing a playoff game or something drastic.
Enjoy Can’t-Do-Wrong list status with your hot wife and multicultural family, Cole Hamels. Don’t pitch your way off of it.

Oh hey, nanny-that-will-probably-end-up-doing-all-the-work. Shame they didn’t say your name on TV.

Don’t get it. We have enough black kids in this country who need parents. Couldn’t they have adopted one of Cromartie’s?
hamels wife could get it.
Cole Hamels a.k.a. Bryce Harper’s bitch.
you know what they say…every family has a black sheep
Cole Hamels, accountant masquerading as a professional athlete…
Heidi Hammels looks like the type of girl who gets way to drunk at a party and starts calling Cole names and yelling at him and shit. Fucking psycho women
Heidi still bringing the Survivor days 101 mph fastball…needs ease up on the makeup though.
Shirleen Allicot may be the best looking black woman ever invented by the way.
I guess she wanted a girl
Who the fuck is Cole Hamel? The Philly market is the Neil of the Sports world.
what about the smell?
First of all Hamels looks and acts like a guy who has the gay and uses the “cover family” to hide it.second this Heidi broad looks and acts like a stone cold nut job. Hey Heidi…Madonna,Angelina Jolle, Cheryl Crow and Sandra Bullock all called to say “get your own shtick, we have the lil black baby thing on lock down” And I would still bang her,cause Creepy Cole sure isn’t.