I don’t get it. (Checks Stubhub).
Oooh — I get it. Nobody wants to go to the games because the team is below the mediocrity line and we as fans were lied to by an overly-enthusiastic ownership group who filled our brains with visions of Andrew Bynum dunking on Chris Bosh’s feathered ostrich face and instead left us rooting on Jeremy Pargo from 9th place in the East. I get it now.
Maybe next year.