Great idea. No joke, I watched this clip and smirked to myself at some of the clever jokes and nods to the original they stuck in there. It all seems like a great porn idea…I’d just never buy it. Just like with The Simpsons live-action porn parody. Great idea, but just don’t see why a man would spend their money on such a thing. Too much production value.

See, Vivid, if I wanted to be entertained I would utilize any one of the hundreds of outlets at my fingertips to entertain myself. There are whole movies that are funny as hell out there that don’t have to stop their plot lines to feature 20 straight minutes of rough anal. Movies with highly-trained and sought-after actors who don’t have to have fake tits or a great O face. There are TV shows and YouTube clips and video games and infinitely more ways for me to be entertained…so why do I need all that with my porn? Call me old school, but I’m an in and out kind of guy when it comes to that stuff. I’m not trying to linger around watching 2 hours of funny pornography or stop to check out the DVD extras and crew outtakes. I’m watching it for one reason and one reason only.

But maybe that’s just me and you guys love to jerk it to this high production type stuff. I’ll leave it up to you.
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PS – Lots of porn talk today. Maybe subconsciously doing it out of spite.