You don’t see a bunch of pictures of Bey out there looking fat from her baby — the chick’s a pro. Kept it quiet until she looked good enough for showtime. If she was pregnant at all, that is. Looking forward to seeing what she acts like after this sham marriage contract she has with Jigga finally ends. In the meantime I’ll keep stalking her Tumblr.
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