Been getting more and more requests for chicks off the beaten path, i.e. chicks with tats that aren’t Brazilian supermodels. Hopefully Christina satiates your little hipster cubicle boner this morning or whatever fixie you ride from 9-5 during the work week. Christina Perri is a Philly-born and raised musician who I refuse to listen to for the simple fact that it could ruin my impression of her. Girl’s cute and has some cool Philly tats, don’t need learning that she sucks at music killing my vibe.
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