Wake Up With Christine Martin
This reader-nominated almost Coldplay-named former Miss Liverpool is married to English comedian/TV person Paddy McGuinness. That’s PADDY MCGUINNESS. Easily the most Irish name in the history of potatoes, alcohol, and the color green and the dude ends up being an Englishman. Figures.
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(126 votes, average: 9.75 out of 10)
Don’t mind if I do.
Best Wake Up of all time Mo. Bravo my friend, bravo.
Great Caesars Ghost!
Amazing. Would eat her butt with a spot of tea.
In the name of all that’s holy, she is fantastic.
jeeeepers
nice bolt ons and that ass is fuckin for real.
I just threw up….out of my penis.
how much for my nose to hibernate inside her rump hole for the winter?
Mo, How is you’re so good at wake ups, but so fucking terrible at Guess that Ass?
That is a 10 that could cut diamonds
Outstanding!
God Save the Queen