Wake Up With Christy Mack
Yesterday I posted an ass that I thought was Rihanna’s but in reality was just an old, re-hashed Photoshop of Christy Mack. We all make mistakes. The only difference is when I make up for mine, all I have to do is post a bunch of pictures of boobs and butts and stuff.
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(91 votes, average: 8.70 out of 10)
after perusing these pictures, i have no problem saying, that this girl would destroy me and leave me cowering in the corner like an abused shelter dog
Even though she does porn, one of the hottest girls ever. Anorexic models with no tits or ass gets old quick. This chick’s smoke.
YO MO: Nelly found out the hard way when his tour bus was searched at a border patrol checkpoint in Sierra Blanc. Cops found TEN POUNDS of weed and just under an ounce of heroin. There was also a loaded .45 pistol on the bus.
Tattoos: the worst thing to happen to the female body since fat.
That ass is a solid ten until you add in the tats, brings her down to a 8.6
Wake up with Bonnie Rotten…hottest chick with tats in the game
Her flaps look like scrambled eggs. Booming corn chute though.
@buckwheat, this is a comment section, send him an email if you want to talk black news. I googled that Bonnie Rotten chick, not even close to as hot as this smoke. Guys that say tattoos ruin a hot chick have the gay…only a dick can ruin a hot chick.
i want to bring her home to mom
chad ftw
Lay down white tube sock…..let it turn manilla envelope color !!!!! Just full explosion
I say we first kill all the ‘tattoo artists’ ….then we kill the lawyers.
looks like i found a new girl in the rotation…batter up
Is that a whore?
i masturbate to her on brazzers
christy mack is a legendary porn star…that being said your “making up” for your mistake is posting all pictures of her with her clothes ON! youre a fucking disgrace maurice, abomination.
@iloveniel Me too!!!
i would wreck that ass.then tell her go make me some breakfast.
I wish my old wrinkled balls were resting comfortably on her chin on this snowy day.