Wake Up With Ida Ljungqvist
Former playmate of the year whose name sounds more like she should be taking high-sticking penalties rather than posing topless for Playboy. Either way she’s a top-shelf Smoke who’s apparently willing to pretend she’s gay for publicity.
Publicity whores are the second best kind of whores.
Send your Wake Up requests to phillytips@barstoolsports.com.




I’m not usually into black women, but her features are white enough, her rack and ass fine enough and her eyes beckoning enough to throw one in.
I had sex with a black girl this weekend. She did not look like that.