The reader who emailed Klodi to me mentioned I would like her because I’m “the most sophisticated and cosmopolitan of all the Stool bloggers”. I just like her cause she’s got a tight body. Chick looks like a sexy alien or a sexy cavewoman of some kind.
PS – How sophisticated is googling the definition of “cosmopolitan“?
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