Mo…do the damn thing.
Oh she’s a British model? [Closes eyes] Lemme guess…big eyes, thick in the middle, with HUMONGOUS tits? Ah, I knew it!
Lucy might be the dividing line between fat and hot for the Barstool population. Kate Upton is sliding into this body faster than she knows it.
Suggestions? phillytips [at] barstool [dot] commie bastards