doing it up big this week Mo…me that is, not you but that’s per usual.
the chick from the Hot Pockets commercial for the last two weeks has had me craving her and that shitty pizza. Turns out she has a identical twin sister as well. Make shit happen.
The one has a pretty lengthy and pretty unembedable YouTube reel, but it’s nice to know that we’re not so far gone with political correctness where hot twins don’t immediately get jobs in Hollywood.
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