Was Chipper Jones Drunk During His Pregame Speech Or Is That Just How He Talks?
“And then we go on to play the elite-of-the-elite-of-the-ELITE next year. The SUPER elite. Some of you guys might not make it there. Alive, I mean. Because life is crazy and, really, anything can happen at any time. I’m 40 so I know. But we’re all still brothers. Wait…what were we talkin’ about?”
I know Chipper has a lisp but dude sounds like he was getting a little loose before the big locker room speech. Maybe powering through a few super cold Silver Bullets in anticipation for his All-Star game finale. Hey — nothing wrong with it. It’s not like he didn’t spend 95% of his evening lounging around bullshitting with other rich guys about rich guy stuff. Plus, as much as I hate to admit it, the speech worked. 8-0? Slurry Chipper can quote Major League II and talk about his children getting murdered before every ASG.
Is Barstool Chicago already more popular than Barstool Philly?
He owns a 10,000 acre property 9 miles away from the border. Is a border jumper dying on the property really that unbelievable?
Just a solid speech. I’m not even a braves fan but I thought it was pretty good.
its called a southern accent you fuckin dummy
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No he was not.
chipper’s been drunk since game 6 in 95… god bless him, go braves