It’s sad, really. Crack use is sad. But not THAT sad. Not sad enough where I didn’t just sit here in stunned laughter while one of my favorite childhood artists tried to hyper cocaine his way through a laptop for the first time ever. Nobody has ever been as high as DMX is right here. “A computer? GOOGLE? Bitch my skin is vibrating right now I can’t handle this shit!”

If “DMX Rehab / Computer Class” isn’t picked up by TLC for at least 6 episodes this midseason TV producers fucked up.