What Do You Guys Think Of Evan Turner’s New Chick?
Maybe ol’ Chinashoe isn’t coming up second with this one, but something here still seems weird. This chick is killing me with those eyes but why do I even know who she is? Like what do you guys think about an early-20′s millionaire athlete who could scoop up a high percentage of the jawns walking around today publicly cuffing a girl like this?
Like is this Evan Turner somehow ruining a first-place achievement with second-place behavior? It’s not like she’s famous and he wants to show her off for publicity’s sake. Keeping her around courtside in the public eye and tweeting at her so scrub bloggers like myself can stalk her online and post pictures and shit seems like purposeful attention-seeking behavior. Is that corny or is the guy just rightfully showing off his trophy?
Vote 1 for Should’ve Kept Quiet And Banged Everything and 10 for I’d Show This Chick Off Too.
(166 votes, average: 5.16 out of 10)
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All I heard was whompwhompwhompwhompwhomp.
Thanks @TTADelco
Smoking hot. I need those tits in my mouth yesterday
Bro, I used to work with this chick! She used to tell me about how she was dating Evan Turner… haha… Sexy in person too
haha decent girl i graduated college with fucks him still…. needless to say i pull hotter ass
Nice tits but how do you judge the face when she does a duckface in all her pics?
who is evan turner?
I’ve seen better chicks dating IKE turner!
li-ning?
Honestly, I’m surprised she’s not white.
i’ve been friends w/ this chick since like 7th grade, shes an awesome girl on top of being smokin, anyone who says otherwise is a moron
I didn’t know Lana from Archer was a real person.
aliens don’t usually pull ass like that. good for him
Shes definitely hot but Idgaf who you are, cuffin like that is a no no, especially if you’re a talented athlete
Where’s my shotgun, I have a sudden urge to go duck hunting.
DOOOOOPE! UM…..MINUS THE DUCK FACE PICS!
chick is BANGIN’. i ain’t mad atcha, evan!
she’s a hot. She’s a gold digger. She will wipe this fucker out.
What he said… Li-Ning? thats a – away from copyright infringement
Mo, your blogs are unreadable. Chick is smoking though.
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