Certified jailbait on Heroes, and now this? Was once a 5-star recruit coming out of high school and now she’s lucky enough to make the practice squad. I mean, she still looks gorgeous done up and is more attractive than 99% of fat Americans, but there hasn’t been this much of a “what if” scenario since Bo Jackson injured his hip or Al Bundy knocked up Peggy in high school. The worst part is that people still put this pussy up on a pedestal. She’s nothing special, especially with those cottage cheese legs and the botched C-cups. Looks like that operation was done by a mentally handicapped monkey with a bonesaw and a hard-on.

The good ol’ days: