What the Hell Happened To The Sixers?
That’s four straight losses. Seems like only yesterday that things were all milk, honey, and Elton Brand elbow jumpers. Fast forward to yesterday and the squad is down 20 points after ONE QUARTER to the Grizzlies. THE GRIZZLIES. Broke my heart last night watching that travesty.
Sure, the excuse could be that nearly every person over 6’9″ on the team is hurt and that any game in which Andres Nocioni starts shouldn’t even really count, but Nocioni hasn’t been the problem lately. Not getting to the foul line, relying too heavily on mid-range jumpers (those two issues are related), and wack-tastic front-court defense is to blame.
The problem is, even with Jrue Holliday playing well, Iguodala running point-forward, and Thad Young using this athleticism to befuddle opposing big men, the team just doesn’t have enough inside presence to keep up their level of play. With no Spencer Hawes and no Elton Brand the Sixers just aren’t good enough to beat teams consistently. Every loose rebound is grabbed by the opposing team. Opposing guards drive to the heart of the lane with no fear of getting their shot blocked. There’s no internal strength — they’re just a shell of mediocre jump shooters with no core.
I’m not saying we should go and trade for Chris Kaman because I don’t want Chris Kaman on my team, but if Hawes can’t come back then they’ve gotta trade for somebody. Pretending like shit is all good while the Knicks just improved their entire roster won’t work. They need shot blocking, rebounding, and a big guy who can finish around the hoop. We can sit here and dream about Dwight Howard but it ain’t happening.
Hmm…I wonder what Sammy Dalembert is up to these days.

Nobody gives a FUCK
kenny tyler shut your mouth pussy. I don’t know why new york fans think there so fucking important that they can’t even bear to see an article about a team from another city on barstool… just dont read the article you fucking bonerjam. I can’t tell you how fucking sick I am of hearing about Linfuckingsanity, yet i dont hate.
That’s how I know youre a NY fan… all you do is hate and bitch.
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i think the obvious answer here is…. they came back to reality.
I fucked Kenny Tyler’s mom ^
I thought the NBA was conspiring against them. Or at least that was the excuse a few games ago!
More likely, just a mediocre team playing mediocre!
Oh my god who gives a fuck?? Sixers knicks and celts all have no realistic shot to win a title. Mo you are fucking delusional.
Haha it wasn’t even 3 weeks ago that you posted the “Can we talk about the Sixers for a minute?” after a big win over the Roseless Bulls. Sixers fans jerking eachother off in the comment section over how this team is going to the finals and shit.
For the last time, sixers fans give a fuck. How dense are you people? ITS THE PHILLY SECTION OF BARSTOOL FAGGOTS GTFO IF YOU DON’T WANNA READ THE ARTICLE
They’re trying to figure-out at the NBA headquarters who they’ll have in the finals and who gets a lottery ball. Meanwhile the NBA Refs association is trying to hedge their bets in Vegas on who they will make the most money off of if they win. This may not be a sport, but it is exciting to see.