Somehow, someway, someone is letting us use a yacht. Not the S.S. Minnow, a real YACHT on Cinco De Mayo. I’m talking R Kelly “Step in the Name of Love” mixed with Jay-Z’s “Big Pimpin” video with smokes in sundresses everywhere. Friday, May 5th, we are taking over the Ben Franklin Yacht for an afternoon full of bad decisions. If Cinco De Mayo was not interesting enough being on a Saturday this year we are taking it to a whole other level with the Ben Franklin Yacht. 3 FLOORS. 3 DJ’s. We are also running buses to and from the Public House in Center City so everyone can continue to party into the night when the cruise is over.  No driving required.  Just get blasted on a motherfuckin’ boat with an open bar and Barstool Sports.  Below is the link to get your tickets.  We’re limited on the number of tickets and once they’re gone, they’re gone.


ATTENTION SMOKES. Former smokes, future smokes, back to the future smokes, friends of smokes. We have some complementary tickets available but you have to email to get on the list.

“it’s a big blue watery road…”