Not me. But hopefully you are. I’m looking to put up a bunch of ignorant ass fight videos and pictures of ugly strippers in clunky clear heels slipping down the WF Center steps and maybe a shot or two of my boy Kobi eating laps around the fat amateurs tomorrow. But no way I’m up before six drinking when I have a day full of blogging to do later. Went to Wing Bowl once when I was in high school and had a great fucking time, showed up late to school in a Wing Bowl T-shirt, and told the office lady I was “sick” and didn’t get detention because she loved me. But once was enough.

So here’s the thing: if you’re going tomorrow have your camera phones ready cause I wanna see all that grimy shit. Throw up pictures. Grown-ass men doing Whip-Its in a dark morning parking lot. Family-crippling alcoholism and the fights that stem from it. All that shit. Send it when it happens and if it’s good I’ll put it up: Phillytips@barstoolsports.com.