Will Ferrell is a comedic genius should probably do this at a different game every night, yada yada yada. It was great, honestly, but Will will have enough plenty of people on his dick for this stunt and doesn’t need me re-hashing what everyone else thinks. My main thing is that he stuck it to that goofy color-by-numbers walking beard joke Carlos Boozer. This motherfucker looks so ridiculous he makes me root against the Bulls for that sole reason of hating his face and fake hair. You’re not in some East L.A. Mexican street gang and you’re not a mid-level porn star. Get a regular beard cut like everybody else. I don’t know what’s up with guys like you and LeBron throwing all that extra sheen in your face pubes but it’s pointless and needs to end. Go home to mom and have her cut that shit off for you.

And here’s that Will Ferrell Super Bowl ad that was only broadcast in Nebraska, if you missed it: