“Larry Bird ruined my childhood” is a classic line, even though most of us who are younger would probably blame the Los Angeles Lakers for that. Congrats to Doug on getting his 400th (and for keeping the Sixers in first place). It’s impossible not to like the guy. Now all he has to do is find a way to get along with Evan Turner and/or get the guy some meds and everything will be cool.

PS – Think Lou Will might spit a verse about almost killing Mickael Pietrus?