They must be a couple years behind in Canada. Why Young Money Cash Money Billionaires? Why in your hair? Why NOW??

Could have completely understood hitching yourself to the YMCMB bandwagon back in 2011. Lli Wayne had not yet given up rap to concentrate on his skateboarding, Drake had just dropped Take Care, and Good Kid m.A.A.d City had yet to drop and make everything Lil Wayne comes out with look trivial. It would’ve actually made sense. But it’s 2013 now bruh. 2013! Lil Wayne probably has bastard kids who wouldn’t cut that shit into their hair now.

Have it your way I guess, Kane. Can’t wait to see how crazy those darned Winnipeg Jets players get when they finally perform their ‘Call Me Maybe’ spoof in 2014.

Never forget: