With Any Luck ‘Gallon Smashing’ Will Become A Thing
First of all it would be interesting to see the many creative ways people come up with to smash their gallons, but that’s not why we should want to see this become a trend. We should want to see Gallon Smashing grow because eventually somebody’s gonna get beat senseless inside a Whole Foods or a Shop Rite and it’s all gonna be on camera. Some dude with chocolate milk on his new Jordans isn’t going to care that some skinny kid is writhing in fake agony on the ground. He’s gonna beat him senseless with a half busted open jug of milk. And that’s something we should all want to see.
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If this ever happened in the vicinity of me I’d smash the kids snotbox in.
i just pissed myself and I wasn’t even pissing…
Gotta hand it to these little dweebs…that was actually entertaining
mo your family is starving somewhere and these kids are wasting all that milk and juice…
Mo would just shoplift the jugs..
times gotta be getting tough for barstool philly if pres is feeding mo links sent to boston tips.
i blogged this before you http://www.welovefun.wordpress.com
I gotta get a job at a supermarket so I can curb stomp the first kid I catch doing this..(a la sopranos/american history x style)
Moe condoning asshole behavior. Typical boog mentality.
perfect time to stomp these little motherfuckers when they’re already lying on the ground. Only fucking country in the world that would ‘prank’ waste a gallon of milk.
mo sometimes you act whiter than that milk on the floor
Mo using the Jordan shoes as perspective
more white….whatever
With any luck, someone will kick these kids so hard in the balls they never get to reproduce. Something that should have happened to their fathers
i really hope they had to pay for everything
Im kind of praying these kids get cancer then get shot in the face by their fathers one day
this is funny as fuck and I wish I thought of it
Fuckin idiots.
The one with the old lady was pretty funny both in execution and her “Oh my God!!”.
Also liked the one where they’re trying to pick the kid up and a third guy comes over at the end. It’s like Whaddya gonna do dude? This kid weighs 140 lbs, I think they got him.
I would like to see them try this in East New York. That would be entertaining to watch.
So you get hard working old guys with families fired, and encourage little assholes to do stuff like this. nice little site this has turned into.
i hope i encounter this in a grocery store one day soon b/c i would love a reason to kick the shit out of one of these motherfuckers.
you found that funny? you couldn’t possibly be black
Next thing you know we all have to call the manager over to the fucking dairy section to unlock the milk so we can grab a gallon cause of these little fuckers. Assholes.
I used to work at a grocery store and I would 100% beat the fuck out of these cunts.
Fuck you Maurice you fucking shine. Go to WORLDSTAR where your kind would appreciate this.
I wish they had a draft so these little snots could get sent to Afghanistan in order to learn some common decency. As for you Mo, I can’t wait until you get charged with a DWB and sent to the place where your kind belongs and we can all finally be freed of the garbage you spew. You make Neil look like fucking Shakespeare.
if I saw this I would stomp the kid’s nuts as soon as he hit the floor. what an asshole.
To everyone that claims that they would ” stomp/curb stomp/smash/wreck” these kids, you are all fucking pussies with no sense of humor. Maybe if you weren’t sitting on your computer all day waiting for these morons to post blogs about ugly girls, gay fuck fests and retarded black people getting arrested, you would have time to beat up teenagers. Until then, keep on acting tough on the Internet cause that always impresses people.
First I’d smack the shit out of them ,second I’d have them lick up the milk,juice whatever it was,third just punch whatever parent showed up for them square in the face,lastly have them locked up for vandalism. Bunch of suburbanite pussy kids with too much time,disposable mommy+daddy $$ who need their asses kicked.
Iamahumam you must be a 20-30 something suburbanite pussy, who never had to work or pay for anything in your life. Jokes are jokes, will it be funny if they throw a gallon of milk over their heads and hit an old lady orba baby? Shut the fuck up and go back to “cat fishing”
Funny as hell but each kid deserves to be curb stomped by an angry mob.
Mo, only worthless ghetto rats like yourself would find this funny.
so some dude is down on his luck, has to work at a grocery store to feed his family, and these worthless assholes are pulling this shit. I would beat them senseless with the mop handle.
If this catches on and I am anywhere within range. I will no hesitate to beat these little faggots down!!!!