First of all it would be interesting to see the many creative ways people come up with to smash their gallons, but that’s not why we should want to see this become a trend. We should want to see Gallon Smashing grow because eventually somebody’s gonna get beat senseless inside a Whole Foods or a Shop Rite and it’s all gonna be on camera. Some dude with chocolate milk on his new Jordans isn’t going to care that some skinny kid is writhing in fake agony on the ground. He’s gonna beat him senseless with a half busted open jug of milk. And that’s something we should all want to see.
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