Women Who Wax Or Shave Their Bikini Areas More Likely To Get Skin Infections, This Just In: Women Who Don’t More Likely To Get Lonely
DM – ‘Brazilians’ and other pubic hair removal may increase the risk of a highly contagious viral skin infection, French researchers have warned. They found ‘micro trauma’ caused by waxing and shaving might aid the spread of the Molluscum contagium. The viral infection can be easily spread through skin-to-skin contact with someone who is infected, or it can be passed on by touching contaminated objects, such as a flannel or towel. It is relatively common in children and people whose immune systems are compromised by illness or medication.However, it can also be passed on through sex, and over the past decade the number of sexually transmitted cases has risen.
Those who don’t shave or wax also have an increased risk of cramped hands and expensive dildo purchases.
Don’t get me wrong — I have nothing against a strip or a little something in the area as a piece of flair. In fact I prefer it. But if you’re at the point where you’ve got more flair than vagina things definitely aren’t under control. Can’t go overboard. It’s 2013 — no man still wants to play Wolfenstein 3D, ladies.
Luckily the women of America are some of the most shaven chicks on the planet, so most of us don’t have to worry about anything. Except getting skin infections, apparently. Oh well. What’s a few warts and ingrown hairs when it comes to a decision between something smooth vs. something Jungle Book? Pretty sure we’re still gonna roll the dick dice. Banging chicks who shave could give you AIDS and guys would still– wait. No. No we wouldn’t.