This idea is perfect. Need a way to soften your image after beating your woman like it was a Worldstar fight, throwing tantrums in TV studios, and otherwise being an asshole to everyone who criticized you? Sell some puppies. Motherfuckers love puppies. Just take a couple shots of yourself holding a few cute tiny dogs, tell your mom to step up the PR, and wait for the cash and praise to roll in. Easiest money in the world.