Would You Buy a Puppy From Chris Brown?
This idea is perfect. Need a way to soften your image after beating your woman like it was a Worldstar fight, throwing tantrums in TV studios, and otherwise being an asshole to everyone who criticized you? Sell some puppies. Motherfuckers love puppies. Just take a couple shots of yourself holding a few cute tiny dogs, tell your mom to step up the PR, and wait for the cash and praise to roll in. Easiest money in the world.
of course it would be pit bulls, what a fucking faggot
The only thing I would buy from chris brown is something heavy enough to turn around and kneecap him with.
Yes I would. Then I’d train it to eat people and I’d give it back to Chris in a couple years.
Maybe he can beat the shit out of them like he did his girlfriend then send them to Obama for grillin’.