Zombie Phillies Still Dominating Playoffs After Jayson Werth Walk-Off

Raul Ibanez…that’s my dude. Old journeyman who did his thing here and went on to continue success in pinstripes. Great. Hell I don’t even mind Hunter Pence as much as the average fan — sure his face looks looks kinda doopy and he has ADHD and loves his body like old Lex Lugar, but he’s not a bad person. Jayson Werth is a bad person.
He’s a dick. Probably because we were equally dickish to him when he left us for that private yacht filled with cash a couple years ago, but it doesn’t matter. If sports has told me anything it’s that I can be as angry as I want at players who leave my team for greener pastures — especially if it’s only for more money. Plus he had the nerve to fake out our fans and steal the Phanatic’s keys like it’s cute? The Phanatic’s quad ain’t a game, homey. Lucky you didn’t leave that stadium with a man in a furry green costume re-breaking your wrist.
The WORST. Cold hot tubs forever and ever for Jayson Werth.

Werth had a wad of dip in his mouth during his post game interview – he couldn’t even talk. I can’t stand him. He is a complete scumbag
Raul Ibanez and Hunter Pence are not Phillies you asshat. Hunter Pence came up in the Houston organization and played 1 year for the Phillies and Raul Ibanez was a Mariner for years before a short stint in Philly. I’m sure if you asked either of them they’d tell you their time in Philly was a low point in their lives..
I think I’m the only Philadelphia fan who doesn’t hate Jayson Werth. I actually thought the key-stealing thing was funny. And you can’t hate him for going to the Nats, the Phillies never even offered him a real contract. We just let him walk and the Nats paid up. Happens all the time in sports. Not sure I get all the Werth hatred around town.
The Phillies are garbage and the Nats are gonna run that division for the rest of the decade. Deal with it, fuckface.
Like tr1d3ent said, the Phils could not afford to offer him a new contract. You couldn’t resign him. The hate makes NO sense. Get used to the Nats, were about to run shit for at least the next five years
Werth was the most over rated Phillie of all time. The only people that liked him were females and people that started watching the phillies in 08. He was a good player, but some people like the afore mentioned thought he was great. What they didnt realize he was protected so heavily in a dominant offense.
Why are you dipshits mad at Jayson Werth? If you had paid him the money he’d still be playing for your team. You didn’t, he’s gone. Stop acting like a bunch of fucking jilted teenage girls. Go Nats!