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Hello world!
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Don’t let hatin-ass Dick Stockton and 2 Much Drama get to you. Don’t let your pessimistic friends and family control your thoughts. It was a Game 3 loss. Counts the same whether you lose by 1 or 30. If anything the team will be more fired up to prove themselves Friday.
But seriously, who the fuck put steroids in the Big 3′s Centrum Silver?
PS – Vucevic HAS to be a better option than Hawes at this point.
Welcome Stephanie from West Chester. Not much left to say. Another dominant performance by yours truly and Smitty, we get a great hump-day Smokeshow in Stephanie, and hopefully a big Philly W tonight when the Sixers welcome the C’s to Wells Fargo. Ain’t nothing left to say. LEGGO.
Send Smokes —> PhillyTips@BarstoolSports.com.
Maybe Wiz Khalifa should lay off the Sour Deez next time before riling up the crowd and diving face first into a pit of sand. I mean really, homey — you had everything going your way. You got the hair, the chain, and the 80′s wrestling pump-up slow clap. All you needed was to NOT bust your ass on your takeoff and things would’ve been golden. Now I guess they’re probably bronze at best.
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Mac Miller, you’re a really good rapper with your cover of Gotye. That’s it. Can’t beat the headline, not even going to try to blog.
Don’t hold out on us, I know you got some nipple tats back there.
Thanks Matt
You remember Kaven, right? Apparently he’s a HUGE Pats fan. Like notice how it’s the only sports team on the page. Weird stuff considering how he’s not even from America. Not saying it means anything but…you can draw your own conclusions. Maybe he’ll capture both Rihanna and Tom Brady and turn their fingers into chess pieces or something.
Stay creepy, Kaven.
For those of you who don’t know (and I hope most of you don’t, I only do because I spend all damned day and night on the internet) the much anticipated online RPG Diablo III was released yesterday. And apparently the servers crashed and sent obese America’s blood pressure up like 400 points. I guess this is the equivalent of if your team made it to the Finals, then all of a sudden the cable went out all over the country.
Still, I almost feel like this is too nerdy to be true. This “man” in himself is like the ultimate hipster. It’s played out to be a lisping pimply computer nerd who is literally so fat he CAN’T STAND ON HIS FEET AT WAL-MART. But then since it’s played out, only the cool ironic people should the balls to live like this. Kinda like a fanny pack. So by hipster logic this guy is cool…but not at all…and I already don’t care. Either way, I’d rather my son grow up to be a gaping anus in a Kentucky rest stop than live his life like this. REAL TALK.
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They’re lucky they got Beckham and Landon Donovan there to save them cause this shit could have been brutal. This time next year I bet Obama (yeah I said it) will be STRUGGLING through this thing.
“Uhh…this has been a great year for the umm San Jose Earthquakes, hasn’t it? No, really, has it? I’m kidding. Umm…we saw some fantastic…kicks…this year, including several I know for a fact probably went into the opposing teams goal. Whiiiich, I hear, is a good thing. I’d especially like to congratulate the MVP of the championship match, this guy to the left here with the hair. He was great my guys told me all about it in the back right before I came out here. Sounds great. WELL….uhhhh….yeah, enjoy the tour, there’s free appetizers in the East Wing, and don’t touch any of the art.”