Is Jason Akeson the reason the Flyers lost Game 1? No. Well…yes. But not all yes. Sorta yes.
Anyway, not everybody is as on the fence about whose fault tonight’s loss was as I am. Most people agreed that this was a team loss and a lot of variables contributed to the third period meltdown. Others (our Asshole Glue Fans) were a little less understanding. Express yourself, Twitter.
Somebody wake up Giroux and get him ready for Game 2.
Welcome Brittany from Villanova. Been awhile since we’ve had a Wildcat represented as a Smoke. Need more Nova. Need it now. Send in the Smokes. Email the Facebook links of nominations to Phillytips@barstoolsports.com Also, the Barstool Blackout tour returns to Philly on April 25. Click here and get your tix now before it sells out. [...]
Welcome Brittany from Villanova. Been awhile since we’ve had a Wildcat represented as a Smoke. Need more Nova. Need it now.
Send in the Smokes. Email the Facebook links of nominations to Phillytips@barstoolsports.com
Also, the Barstool Blackout tour returns to Philly on April 25. Click here and get your tix now before it sells out. ALL SMOKESHOWS GET IN FOR FREE.
No excuses. Play like a champion. Xfinity should be the definition of mayhem tonight. Can’t wait for that and the victory.
Dude may indeed be Michael Myers. Definition of undead.
Source - Deadly struggle between two cops and a suspect after a local restaurant called 911 to report a customer acting strangely & talking to himself, the man is 38-year-old Edward Michael Caruth. An arrest was attempted and tazer was used MULTIPLE times on Edward but with no effect, a brawl ensued and ended up in the parking lot. The suspect Edward Caruth later died on route to hospital, cause of death is undetermined. It has been reported that the suspect had previously damaged property of the restaurant turning on faucets flooding washrooms and trying to rob the back of the kitchen area.
Obviously a sad situation the man ended up losing his life in the name of the Wet Bandits. Maybe if the two butterbean cops have done a sit up in the last decade the guy would’ve been taken into custody without incident. But no shit this Incredible White Trashed Hulk died on the way to the hospital. That’s exactly what happens when you fry a few million volts of electricity through someone’s veins. Dude should’ve went up like a Christmas tree or Aldon Smith’s career after tase #8. Actually have some serious doubts on if he really died in the ambulance or if he’s preparing for a sequel. Dude may indeed be Michael Myers. Definition of undead.
Still pale in comparison to the greatest tase job ever recorded:
Probably maliciously threw a ball at someone's feet and they ended up tripping over it into oncoming traffic.
For what? Nobody knows, yet, but I’m sure details will be coming out soon. Could be murder. Maliciously threw a ball at someone’s feet and they ended up tripping over it into oncoming traffic. Brilliant move, actually.
Overall it’s a D- Mugshot. It’s a matter of respect. If he could put a full smile on his face after losing games he sure as shit could at least give us a smirk here. Show his fans he truly doesn’t care about anything. Plus a v-neck? Come on, #5. Gotta plan ahead with this kind of exposure. Put on a Cambell’s Chunky Soup t-shirt and call it a pay day.
UPDATE via TMZ: 1:00 PM PT — Law enforcement tells us the mug shot stems from a DUI arrest in January.
We’re told McNabb hashed out a plea deal with prosecutors and was sentenced to 1 day in an Arizona jail.
One law enforcement source tell us McNabb has already served his time … though it’s unclear when that happened.
SIXTEEN! THAT’S how hard WorldStar is milking this series.
They’re lucky, though, because the dude making these is a goddamned genius. This is probably a top-3 Uncensored trash talk video for him. KG needing a bag of weed and to play in the fucking finals, Kevin Durant being totally unfamiliar with what a brush is, and Allen Iverson getting laughed at by David Aldridge are already new classics. Poor AI.
There’s always a cool $50K to be made on our Tournament team, Allen.
No analysis. No bull. Just exactly what you need to prepare for the run towards Lord Stanley’s Cup. Let’s dance.
The Assault On The Ice – Turning point to the 2013-2014 season:
And some old school love that never gets lame. Giroux spanks Crosby and the Pens along with the Broad St. Bullies beating the dick off of Communism making the Soviets quit mid-game.
Destiny starts at 7.
h/t Chris for making the first teaser
All the pieces are finally in place. No more talking about extra years in college. No more talking about year-long Mormon retreats.
SI – After losing in the NCAA tournament, I needed to clear my mind. I was incredibly disappointed and blamed myself. I didn’t watch basketball or go to the gym for several days. But I soon realized the real test is how we handle defeat and I laced my shoes and headed to the student rec center to play some pick-up. It reminded me of how much I loved the game, but it was only a temporary reprieve. As soon as I got back, I turned my attention to one of the hardest decisions I’ve had to make up to this point in my life: whether to remain in school or enter the NBA draft. Lately I haven’t slept much. Although my dream is to play in the NBA, I’ve gotten pretty attached to life at Duke and I don’t want to utter the word goodbye. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
All the pieces are finally in place. No more talking about extra years in college. No more talking about year-long Mormon retreats. Just the best NBA class in a decade, two Sixers picks in the top ten, and Sam Hinkie’s evil genius computer brain working out the angles trying to figure out how to get Wiggins and LeBron on the same team in 2015.
Smart decision by Jabari, although when you think about it at all there really was no decision to be made. Could’ve saved the longform read about why money is better than not-money. Get drafted by the Jazz and get paid, JP.