Bounce back week.
It’s About Wins from Philadelphia Eagles on Vimeo.
It’s all about the wins – Correct. Put the last one behind us and let’s whip on the Rams then Giants and head into the Bye Week at a sexy 5-1. Let’s dance:
Lane Johnson is back off his 4-game suspension and looks great. A HUGE deal for this beaten up O-Line as it not only brings back the regular starter at RT but moves The Toddfather back to guard.
They still like their Chip in Oregon.
The Birds are “prime candidate” to play in London next year. If they take away a home game and tailgate shit will hit the moon. There’s very little to look forward to in this city, don’t mess with our Sundays, Lurie.
Good read on Dr. Malcolm Jenkins.
Darren Sproles is named NFC Special Teams Player Of The Week. Thoughts on this prototype of a shirt? Need something in the works for this guy:
Somebody lost a bet to get a tattoo on their leg over the result of a Week 4 regular season game. NEED an Eagles/49ers NFC Championship matchup this year. A noose dyed in red or green will need to be used in that bet.
Noah The Bald Eagle should frighten the shit out of the Rams and terrorists:
And we’ll conclude with Brian Dawkins highlights because why the hell not. Go Birds.
The type of guy who drops his salary in casual conversation before diverting the topic to make sure you know he got laid over the weekend.
READER EMAIL: Instagram Hardo Of The Century
Smit, is this guys instagram bio thee most hardo bio in instagram history for a non-celeb? 6’8″? Trial lawyer? Wine enthusiast?? Relax hardo
Sweet relevant height drop, pal. He’s the type of guy who drops his salary in casual conversation before diverting the topic to make sure you know he got laid over the weekend. Do you know how he does Crossfit? Don’t worry, he’ll tell you. But I’m not gonna lie, I wouldn’t be surprised if women fell for the gag. He’s simply laying it all out on the table for the ladies. The man’s a decent looking, educated guy with a job that makes women wetter than the Nile. He even throws out there he’s got baggage. A complete humblebrag, honesty move in his mind with a “look at this cute puppy” kind of vibe. Every single aspect of this profile has been scientifically designed to grab pussy and it just might work.
In fact, I kind of like the cut of his jib. Let’s see if this route works for the ol’ SmittyBarstool IG Account (click to embiggen):
Eat shit, Esq. You got nothing on this life resume that reeks of severe depression. And now we play the waiting game.
Annndddd there’s a 1st-person POV of her taking the boom.
DILLON, SC – WBTW Sports Reporter Kelsey Riggs has a few bruises and sore spots, but otherwise she survived a huge hit on the sidelines during the Dillon/Darlington game on Friday night. Kelsey was set up on the sidelines of the high school football game while shooting great video of the matchup, and one play knocked her down – but not out.
Choo-Choo toots! Props for dusting herself off and staying on the sideline. Standing there with that camera has to be physically excruciating after taking a helmet directly to the tits. But can you still say keep your head on a swivel when you’re literally looking right at the train on the tracks chugging coming directly your way? Seriously. Ain’t no shame in taking Ludicras’ advice to heart in this situation.
Japan, always known for changing the game, has just done the unthinkable again and changed the game.
DailyMail - The somewhat bizarre Wearable Futon Air Mat Set was created by Tokyo-based Japanese office supply manufacturer King Jim. It can be fastened at the neck and the bottoms of the legs fold up to adjust for different heights. This can also change the fit of the ‘coat’ depending on the season. The pack includes an air mat to provide a full blanket and futon set so you don’t necessarily have to sleep on the ground with the wearable futon by itself
Well suck me sideways. Japan, always known for changing the game, has just done the unthinkable again and changed the game. The wearable futon suit is, for a lack of a better phrase, swagged out to the fullest. We’ve seen the wearable sleeping bag before but you can’t be snapping necks and cashing checks in anything that has a hood on it. This right here is Wall Street meets Sleepy’s. At first I saw the headline about a wearable bed but then I saw this dude up top and thought to myself, “just what in the heck are they talking about? That’s no bed, that’s just a really slick suit”. The thing just drips sex. The cuff on the pant leg is fresh, the wizard sleeve is fashion forward and you can wear this in any type of setting and nobody will ever even bat an eye. Versatile in every sense of the word.
Looks like the most comfortable time of my life.
Nothing compares to a good ol' Bill Burr rant on the topic of women.
“You know what makes women happy? Nothing.”
Solid points all around. Nothing compares to a good ol’ fashioned Bill Burr rant on women. The man is so filled with deep down, seething hatred towards the female species you can see it in his soulless eyes. I can’t even place an O/U on how many fur pies screwed him over growing up to have these feelings. Or maybe he’s just the only one with the brains and balls to constantly preach the truth. Probably a happy medium.
Tough crowd when he started chastising the NFL for wearing pink in October. I get what he’s saying 100% as the message of fighting breast cancer is getting lost in the popularity, but the topic of cancer isn’t exactly the go-to topic for laughs. Bashing motherhood, however, is hilarious.
Wake up with Luna Castilho. Now that’s some good bone structure. @barstoolbulldoggy
Wake up with Luna Castilho. Now that’s some good bone structure.
Eat icy tits, feminists!
Eat icy tits, feminists! Quite possibly the worst move by the Flyers since (name a recent trade/Bryz contract) has finally been reversed. They heard the wrath of the people over the Ice Guys. Good to see the people win one for a change. Granted, I’ll take a Cup over a couple of Puck Sluts on the ice for 8 minutes a game, but that’s neither here nor there. Great call by the Flyers.
Long live our lovely ice fairies.