If it ain't scary enough now just wait until a neighbor goes pure apeshit on the house and it's owner.
Is this awesome? Of course it is. Anytime you get Queen blasting full force it’s acceptable. Not too sure how Bohemian Rhapsody is relevant for a Halloween theme unless Freedy Mercury comes out as a Walker to goose everyone AIDS, but whatever. It’s cool…the first time you see it. T-minus how many plays can a sane person get through before someone call the cops or eventually take a shotgun to the entire establishment? If it ain’t scary enough now just wait until a neighbor goes pure apeshit with an axe on the house and its owner.
Prefer the AWOLNATION from last year for Halloween. This man doesn’t practice amateur hour.
Hey, I get it. It's a job.
It’s OK to mix in a little pleasure with business, Yao. You’re only with the cutest animals on Earth outside a gaggle of attacking baby Pugs. Hey, I get it. It’s a job. Even if you love what you do it’s still tough to constantly smile on your face. Compared to most (all) professions blogging is certified cake, and I still sometimes feel like punting the laptop to the moon instead of mispelling another word. Come to think about it, my job could solely be watching sports while Nina Agdal drops by every hour to give Balcuzzi’s from heaven, but once in a blue moon I’d want to watch the History Channel and take a nap. Not that I don’t like getting my balls fizzled while breaking down the Birds, I’d just like to be able to call an audible once in awhile.
Veteran Dad move with the swing-around. I recall it ending with a spanking while growing up, but to each their own.
Anyway, here he is again and this time he's swagger jacked Van Gogh.
SunNews - The controversial Russian performance artist who nailed his testicles to Red Square last year is back, this time missing an earlobe. On Sunday, a naked Pyotr Pavlensky was on the roof of the Serbsky Center holding a kitchen knife and proceeded to cut off his earlobe, RT News reports. In a statement released to Russian media, Pavlensky claimed to be protesting the use of psychiatry for political reasons.
“The knife severs the earlobe from the body. The granite wall of the psychiatric institute separates the sane from the insane. The police give themselves the power to determine the threshold between reason and madness,” Pavlesky explained in his statement.
I’m sure everyone remembers our main comrade from last year after he nailed his nuts to the ground out of “political activism”. I mean, I probably would have gone with a different route but to each his own I guess. Anyway, here he is again and this time he’s swagger jacked Van Gogh. I think Pyotr Pavlensky’s main issue here is the man just has some shit friends, if he has any friends at all. Here’s a guy who has sewn his mouth shut, wrapped himself in barbed wire, nailed his nards to the ground and now he cut off his ear. And for what? All to try to make some political statements in Mother Russia? Yeah, good luck with that one buddy. If he had any friends who actually gave half a shit about the guy, you’d think they’d tell them that 1) cutting your ear off is so 1888, and 2) I’ve seen the Eagles win a Super Bowl as many times as anyone has ever moved Putin on an issue. And how ballsy (pun intended for last November) does this guy have to be to pass off a statement like that? You literally trying to tell me that cutting off your earlobe represents how the police separate the insane from the sane? If anything, it just makes their job way way easier to determine that you’re a certified kook (in the non-racist way) and belong in a psychiatric institute. Goddamn artists.
Oh, and just in case you forgot…
America and Afroman rejoice!
Philly.com – Philadelphia is the largest city in the country to decriminalize marijuana. You’ll now receive a $100 fine for smoking in public and a $25 for possession of up to 30 grams — but you will not be arrested. Pot advocate Mike Whiter called dibs on the first marijuana citation weeks ago, and today, he promptly lit up a joint in City Hall’s courtyard at 8 a.m. with police by his side. One quick puff and one handwritten ticket later, Whiter was the happiest man to pay a municipal fine I’ve ever seen.
Now white folk can enjoy a puff on the streets and won’t be yelled at by the fuzz and black people can do so without the fear of being locked up for a couple years (maybe). As long as these enforcers don’t get trained like the
Hitler Youth PPA, it should be a win for the city.
I’m not one of those hippie dressing, Daily Show watching, stoned slacker types who the ignorant believe are ruining America. Now, I’m not saying I’ve never smoked because I am known to dabble in dank every so often. Hell, I have some associates who know so much about search and property rights they deserve to be a professor at Harvard Law instead of professionally watching Grandma’s Boy. But this is a good thing for the city. It saves money, time and effort for all parties involved. Are people walking around with less than an ounce of weed on them really a danger to society? As David Chappelle put it, the only thing he’s a threat to when high is cake. I think that speaks volumes for most individuals. Plus the fact people no longer have to worry about spending the night in prison because they have a blunt on them is a win for everyone. Well, everyone besides the nearest Wendy’s, which loses $25-$100 of possible profit for every citation issued.
America and Afroman rejoice!
Introducing Felice from Penn State. Heading into Happy Valley this wknd for the OSU game and thought putting up a fire Smoke like Felice would be a nice olive branch to start the week. This could be the start of a beautiful relationship… NEED SMOKES. Happy Valley stand up and send them in – [...]
Introducing Felice from Penn State. Heading into Happy Valley this wknd for the OSU game and thought putting up a fire Smoke like Felice would be a nice olive branch to start the week. This could be the start of a beautiful relationship…
NEED SMOKES. Happy Valley stand up and send them in – Phillytips@barstoolsports.com.
Would love to put this little Rudy's heart in a player with more size and talent.
Respect. He gave it the ol’ college try, and that’s all we can really ask for. Would love to put this little Rudy’s heart in a player with more size and talent. You get a German Shepard on that top and it’s tits out for the boys.
“Alright I’ll help you now”??? She’s big enough to handle herself. Let the pup go to town until the final whistle. If she dies, she dies.
Stevie Irwin would be proud and possibly jealous.
Stevie Irwin would be proud and possibly jealous. Sure, you can go shave your head and go as Heisenberg or can drag your woman by the tits and say you’re Ray Rice, but so is everyone else. Buttfuck Alligator Guy stands out in the crowd and in life. Sydney Crosby would’ve felt more at home with a dinosaur dick up his ass than as Rocky.