WOW. Just 24 hours ago (and the months leading up to the vote) it seemed like the Sixers strategy of outright shitting the bed was going to leave them with stains on the sheets for years. What a turn of events. The O/U of 16 wins might as well be bumped down to 3 at this point. Hinkie is gonna blow this bitch up out of spite. Now it’s time to be more excited for the 2019-2020 season then ever. TDII baby. #TogetherWeTank
CUE THE MUSIC!!!!!
I wonder if he'll figure out a way to open those God-forsaken deodorant forcefields they have protecting the Old Spice
Well there’s something you don’t see everyday. That bear’s gonna be pissed when it buys a pack of gum and gets a receipt literally 8 feet long. I wonder if he’ll figure out a way to open those God-forsaken deodorant force fields they have protecting the Old Spice. My guess is no. All I want to do is get some antiperspirant so my underarms don’t resemble the Everglades. Is that too much to ask? I have to break through a mini-Fort Knox cause a couple of thugs constantly single out the deodorant aisle like they’re in The Italian Job. You know we’re living in a society.
“That is soooo cute”. Oh yeah? Strut your tits outside into the waiting paws of the Mama Bear and see if following her cub through the aisles is still adorable. NEVER mess with a baby because you never know if the mother is around the corner. Still probably the scariest video I’ve ever seen:
She looks like she's one order of Popcorn Chicken away from looking and smelling like the inside of the Colonel's for the rest of her life.
Yahoo - A lovesick Chinese woman dumped by her boyfriend spent an entire week in a KFC eating chicken wings. Depressed Tan Shen, 26, from Chengdu, in China’s southwest Sichuan Province, decided she needed some fried comfort food to get over her ex. She stopped off at a KFC near a train station by her home, but ended up staying for a whole week because she ‘needed time to think’.
Spending a full day in KFC after getting broken up with is just a pretty standard protocol. You’re feeling like you’re at your lowest point in your life and all you really need is a few buckets full of Original Recipe Boneless Chicken and all the mashed potatoes in the world. Spending 2 full days is perfectly fine because it takes some more time to get over the devastation than it does for others, I get that. Spending 3 full days in KFC is a little troublesome but at least you still get the benefit of the doubt. And then that’s where things tend to go awry. 4-5 days and you’re just a pussy who can’t get over your emotions. Now I would never guess that there could be anyone who would spend anything more than 5 days inside a KFC after getting dumped. You’d figure a person that gross would be used to getting broken up with by now and would just revert back to the 24-hour binge period of their life. But not Tan Shen of Chengdu, China. And don’t get me wrong, her dedication to the craft is certainly admirable. But someone needs to tell that fat slob to get back on that fucking horse. This is no way to go about life. She looks like she’s one order of Popcorn Chicken away from looking and smelling like the inside of the Colonel’s for the rest of her life.
Introducing Shannon from St. Joe’s. Hawk heat coming atcha early in this smoke week.. Gotta love it. Also, good looks on the Smokes. Keep ‘em coming to Phillytips@barstoolsports.com.
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Introducing Shannon from St. Joe’s. Hawk heat coming atcha early in this smoke week.. Gotta love it.
Also, good looks on the Smokes. Keep ‘em coming to Phillytips@barstoolsports.com.
Now that's what we call giving the people what they want.
Now that’s what we call giving the people what they want. Little guy has the IT factor. What IT is, I don’t know other than I this kid has IT and I don’t. Pizzazz coming out of his diaper.
With a tush, too!
BEEP BEEP! COMING THROUGH! Gotta be honest, I remember very little from the ladies of Boy Meets World outside of Topanga, but this little 90′s minx has grown into a 21st century MILF. Maitland Ward is her name and being the best Braless Wonder is her game. Sue Ellen Mischke would be proud.
Winnie Cooper FTW, but Maitland come a long way from her Boy Meets World days and this photo, where legitimately all 3 could pass for moderately attractive lesbians.
The magic is in the details, and having a triple amputee helps.
Normally I hate prank videos as they’re unoriginal or simply hipster dufuses vying for attention (looking at you, Philly vampire). This, however, is one for the books. The magic is in the details, and having a triple amputee helps. A true diamond in the rough talent for scary prank videos. Would be like owning the only 8-foot center in the NBA or a 3-foot dick in the porn industry. Pretty sure Dikembe Mutombo would be the only close for both quotas. Still, everyone involved is lucky nobody was packing heat and the janitor didn’t see them. One sight at that mess in the elevator and I would’ve killed him with my bare hands.
I can understand the people on foot running away, but how does the driver in that car not run over Leatherface??? Perfectly legal and acceptable to Twisted Metal his ass. You don’t bring a chainsaw to a car fight.