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By maurice posted May 21st, 2013 at 12:30 PM

Philadelphia Police ‘Illegally’ Arrest Hippies In Subway: Whose Side Are You On?

It’s amazing how quickly a band of hippies can destroy all goodwill someone feels toward them with a single uppity chick screaming bloody murder at the top of her lungs. I was all ready to defend the fat kid against the nervous ladycop and her trying to force him to give up his ID nonsense, even after learning they were protesters. Yet every ounce of my hope for their well-being eroded once the high-pitched freakout began. Immediately stopped caring about their plight and justice and police harassment and just secretly hoped Bunny Colvin / Carl Winslow would right cross her onto the tracks.

Hippies. They could have such a bigger impact if they just disguised themselves as normal people.

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By maurice posted May 21st, 2013 at 11:55 AM

In Case You Were Worried: Yes, Drake & Kanye Are In Anchorman 2

WHAAA!? B-b-but they’re not actors — they’re rappers! Bringing in shocking special guest cameos and dressing rappers up like it was the 70′s? Brilliant!

And people say Hollywood is only re-hashed ideas and sequels.

PS – apparently Big Cat is in Anchorman 2 as well. [first picture]

By maurice posted May 21st, 2013 at 11:26 AM

Michael Vick Posted This Picture On His Official Facebook Page Last Night

The top one, I mean.

To me, the competition is officially down to Vick and Barkley, because Nick Foles apparently doesn’t understand how to win a QB battle through the media. Barkley’s already been hard at work getting to NovaCare every day at 6AM and not-so-secretly hinting at reporters that Vick is too stupid to run this offense. Mike Vick is already hard at work making Foles look like a confused Napoleon Dynamite on the internet. What’s Nick been doing? Learning the playbook and slowly earning the respect of his peers? HAH, okay Nick. Good luck with that strategy, bro.

Foles better start doing what he needs to do to win this quarterback job. It’s not gonna be handed to ya, Nick. Throw some laxatives in these dudes’ smoothies. Tweet pictures of yourself playing with a new puppy every day. Wear a shirt to an after-practice interview that just says “MARK“. Something. ANYTHING.

Time to use that brain, Folesy.

By maurice posted May 21st, 2013 at 10:30 AM

Emergency Second Wake-Up: Olivia Munn

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And just when you think you’re done with her she drops eight new pictures for Esquire and you’re pulled right back in. At this point I’m almost not sure whether I want to see her do more half-naked magazine shoots and get harassed on the beach by paparazzi or see her career tank in the hopes she starts doing naked stuff and possibly some girl on girl. Probably the first one. Don’t think we’re lucky enough for the naked stuff.

Never ever forget.

By maurice posted May 21st, 2013 at 10:00 AM

This Old Oklahoma Woman Finding Her Dog In The Rubble Is–Wait Is Someone Cutting Onions I Think I Got Something In My Eye

There are some tragic, TRAGIC stories out there, but it’s important to remember that there’s always some good in the bad. This old lady finding her dog in a pile of what used to be her house is about as uplifting as it gets.

I…I’m not crying. That’s just dust particles. It’s dusty in here.

PS –

JOURNALISM!

By maurice posted May 21st, 2013 at 9:22 AM

Wake Up With Jana Kramer

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Wake up with Jana Kramer. You won’t regret it.

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Woke up with her about a year ago, but it appears like the country star / actress is still going strong enough to garner a closer look.

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By maurice posted May 21st, 2013 at 9:00 AM

Live Streaming Video From KFOR In Oklahoma

Unreal tornado damage in OK right now. If you’re the praying type, this might be the right time to send a few their way.

By maurice posted May 20th, 2013 at 6:07 PM
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