Female High School Football Reporter Gets Trucked To Another Dimension

Choo-Choo toots!

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Annndddd there’s a 1st-person POV of her taking the boom.

 

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DILLON, SC – WBTW Sports Reporter Kelsey Riggs has a few bruises and sore spots, but otherwise she survived a huge hit on the sidelines during the Dillon/Darlington game on Friday night. Kelsey was set up on the sidelines of the high school football game while shooting great video of the matchup, and one play knocked her down – but not out.
 
Choo-Choo toots! Props for dusting herself off and staying on the sideline. Standing there with that camera has to be physically excruciating after taking a helmet directly to the tits. But can you still say keep your head on a swivel when you’re literally looking right at the train on the tracks chugging coming directly your way? Seriously. Ain’t no shame in taking Ludicras’ advice to heart in this situation.
 

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By smitty posted October 1st, 2014 at 11:15 AM

Japan Coming In Extra Hot With The Wearable Futon Suit

Japan, always known for changing the game, has just done the unthinkable again and changed the game.
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DailyMail - The somewhat bizarre Wearable Futon Air Mat Set was created by Tokyo-based Japanese office supply manufacturer King Jim. It can be fastened at the neck and the bottoms of the legs fold up to adjust for different heights. This can also change the fit of the ‘coat’ depending on the season. The pack includes an air mat to provide a full blanket and futon set so you don’t necessarily have to sleep on the ground with the wearable futon by itself

Well suck me sideways. Japan, always known for changing the game, has just done the unthinkable again and changed the game. The wearable futon suit is, for a lack of a better phrase, swagged out to the fullest. We’ve seen the wearable sleeping bag before but you can’t be snapping necks and cashing checks in anything that has a hood on it. This right here is Wall Street meets Sleepy’s. At first I saw the headline about a wearable bed but then I saw this dude up top and thought to myself, “just what in the heck are they talking about? That’s no bed, that’s just a really slick suit”. The thing just drips sex. The cuff on the pant leg is fresh, the wizard sleeve is fashion forward and you can wear this in any type of setting and nobody will ever even bat an eye. Versatile in every sense of the word.

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Looks like the most comfortable time of my life.

By jordie posted October 1st, 2014 at 10:20 AM

Bill Burr Explains To Conan Why Women Are Trying To Ruin The NFL

Nothing compares to a good ol' Bill Burr rant on the topic of women.

“You know what makes women happy? Nothing.”

Solid points all around. Nothing compares to a good ol’ fashioned Bill Burr rant on women. The man is so filled with deep down, seething hatred towards the female species you can see it in his soulless eyes. I can’t even place an O/U on how many fur pies screwed him over growing up to have these feelings. Or maybe he’s just the only one with the brains and balls to constantly preach the truth. Probably a happy medium.

Tough crowd when he started chastising the NFL for wearing pink in October. I get what he’s saying 100% as the message of fighting breast cancer is getting lost in the popularity, but the topic of cancer isn’t exactly the go-to topic for laughs. Bashing motherhood, however, is hilarious.

By smitty posted October 1st, 2014 at 9:35 AM

Wake Up With Luna Castilho

Wake up with Luna Castilho. Now that’s some good bone structure. @barstoolbulldoggy

Wake up with Luna Castilho. Now that’s some good bone structure.

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By bulldoggy posted October 1st, 2014 at 9:00 AM

The Flyers Ice Girls Are Back, Baby!

Eat icy tits, feminists!
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Eat icy tits, feminists! Quite possibly the worst move by the Flyers since (name a recent trade/Bryz contract) has finally been reversed. They heard the wrath of the people over the Ice Guys. Good to see the people win one for a change. Granted, I’ll take a Cup over a couple of Puck Sluts on the ice for 8 minutes a game, but that’s neither here nor there. Great call by the Flyers.

Long live our lovely ice fairies.
 

 

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By smitty posted September 30th, 2014 at 9:55 PM

Barstool Philly Smokeshow of the Day – Chelsea

Re-introducing the lovely Chelsea. Had a reader email asking for more of the beautiful blonde, and upon looking her up I had no choice but to oblige. Chelsea can smoke it out on here as much as she wants. Need those Smokes. Email facebook pages to phillytips@barstoolsports.com.

Re-introducing the lovely Chelsea. Had a reader email asking for more of the beautiful blonde, and upon looking her up I had no choice but to oblige. Chelsea can smoke it out on here as much as she wants.

Need those Smokes. Email facebook pages to phillytips@barstoolsports.com.

By smitty posted September 30th, 2014 at 5:30 PM

Yo Mickey Rourke, Relax With The Tights Bro

If that's not a couple of stuffed socks then that ain't normal.

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Who is this jacked tranny and what has it done with Mickey Rourke? I would almost say props for taking attention away from the face. Almost. Also love how he’s got the reaction of “What the fuck you looking at?” Uh, hey Mick, you’re wearing pink sneakers, look like a lesbian bodybuilder and have a spiders nest palpitating in your pants. Even if he wasn’t famous that’s worthy of a snipe. Seriously though, if that’s not a couple of stuffed socks then that ain’t normal.

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By smitty posted September 30th, 2014 at 5:10 PM

Here’s The 2014 Philadelphia Phillies Highlight Film In All Its 5 Minute Glory

Absolutely SHOCKED they were able to get 5-minutes of decent moments from 162 games of pure shit.

Absolutely SHOCKED they were able to get 5-minutes of decent moments from 162 games of pure shit. It’s like Bear Grilles squeezing the little bit of fresh water from elephant dung. Sure, there were a couple memorable moments, but the Phillies could have trimmed a little more off this highlight film. Showing Ben Revere’s first career home run is like throwing a special needs kid on the high school highlight reel cause he took 4 straight balls and didn’t need to be told to run to 1st base and not 3rd. The dude’s a supposed “everyday player” in the major leagues and hit his first career home run came 40,382,930,212 plate appearances into his career. That’s not something to celebrate. That’s embarrassing.

I hate this team.

By smitty posted September 30th, 2014 at 4:20 PM
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