Via Evan Turner’s Instagram – Using the toilet @spenceneedle crib and I noticed his toilet paper. I refuse to use it though lol #mudbutt #lookingforadifferentroll
Of course he does. The Sixers’ favorite Right Winger has always wore his values on his sleeve, but maybe it would be wise to have some alternative TP available for guests. I’m not talking because of political differences, I’m strictly saying this Kenyan Sandpaper can’t be too comfortable on the tush. If you’re making Republican money, your ass deserves the top of the line softest stuff on the market. Charmin Ultra Silk and Cashmere style. Step it up, Spence.
Evan Turner forced to waddle out of the bathroom with #mudbutt would still look less awkward than his mid-range jumper.
Hope people are alright, but right now it’s reported there’s over a 50+ car pile-up on the PA Turnpike on the Eastbound side. The mess has currently shut down the Eastbound lanes from Exits 343 to 352 (between Bensalem and Willow Grove). Stretch is shitty enough of a commute as it is, but don’t even think about it today people if you haven’t left already. All degenerates need to find another way to Parx Casino to get your fix.
Happy Valentines Day.
UPDATE: Love of the life actually putting in work today:
PHILLY – Former Phillies manager Jim Fregosi died Thursday after suffering a heart attack, according to Mike DiGiovanna of the Los Angeles Times. Dennis Gilbert confirms to me that #Braves scout and former #Angels MGR Jim Fregosi has died. Was in MIA hospital after heart attack. Fregosi was on a Caribbean cruise, where it was first reported that he suffered a severe stroke. However, DiGiovanna confirmed that Fregosi had suffered a heart attack. He was treated and airlifted from the ship to a Miami hospital where he died.
He wasn’t the best or most memorable manager that ever graced the clubhouse, but dammit if he wasn’t perfect to skip that case of rejects, degenerates and misfits that were the 1993 Phillies. Anyone who was on that team from Dutch and Kruk to Mariano Duncan and Danny freaking Jackson will hold a special place in the hearts of this city, and the manager is no different.
UPDATE: Sorry, not dead, taken off life support as of 7:30 tonight.
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Introducing Anna from Lehigh. More Mountain Hawk heat coming your way. Might have to call off the hounds pretty soon for them and Nova. Been a slaughter from those two schools the past couple weeks.
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Obviously this bus driver is a hero. Could he have stopped at two punches and gone back to his job before a bus filled with people careened into a bunch of other cars? Probably. SHOULD he have stopped at two punches and gone back to his job before a bus filled with people careened into a bunch of other cars? Probably. But we’re not here to play the couldda shouldda game. This is reality, and in reality sometimes punk kids who sneak you while your driving gotta get dealt with, regardless of how in-motion the bus currently is. Every man has his breaking point, and no low-paying job or responsibility for the lives of dozens of other people can stop someone once that point is reached.
It’s a simple “Yes” or “No” question, honey. But this man needs to use a little more common sense. Rode Septa last night and I can tell you first hand anyone who has more than a month’s rent and/or is potty trained isn’t going to subject themselves to riding a city bus. No way in hell God is going to willingly choose to rub shoulders with a obese mother of 4 whose conversation on her cell phone is 100000x more important than telling her kids to sit down or the bum in the back who just shit himself to keep his legs warm. However, the blonde sitting dead on in this vid looks a little minxy. Maybe the Almighty would ride on that mass transit, after all.
But who does he think he is to ask that in the first place? Gozer the Gozerian? Woman better take the advice from the wise Winston Zeddemore, if somebody asks if you’re a God you say YES.
breitbart – BARCELONA, Spain, Feb. 13 (UPI) — A poster appearing to promote pedophilia has been removed from a bus stop display near the famous Sagrada Familia cathedral in Barcelona, Spain, officials say. JCDecaux, the advertising firm that maintains billboards at the bus stops, said the poster called for “abuse-free child pornography,” ThinkSpain reported Thursday. The poster bore the word “Freedom” in large letters over the image of a semi-naked little girl. The text of the ad said, “Send us naked photos of when you were a child. For child pornography without abuse. +18 Yes to Pedophilia “ No to Abuse.” The poster was placed inside a locked glass display case rather than taped to the outside of the case, said Alberto Carrillo, a JCDecaux spokesman.
“Listen, I’m highly attracted to children and often masturbate to naked images of them, but I’m not a monster. I’m just trying to J-O to some baby dicks. Doesn’t need to be current baby dicks. If you’ve got pictures of your own baby dick I’d happily masturbate to that.”
That’s basically what they’re saying, right? And while I’m strongly against child abuse…I really can’t even be mad at them for trying to clean up their act. Nobody gets a worse rap than pedos. Murderers are more accepted than pedophiles. So if the diddler community wants to change their agenda from sexually-explicit pictures of current children to sexually-explicit pictures of former children that’s better, right? Not saying it’s good but…it’s definitely better. Right?
What do you think?
Vote 1 for Fuck Them Regardless and 10 for Slight Pedophile Improvement
You’d think this kind of thing (a double-OT simulation of a live action WB cartoon movie) would be funny or cute, but really it’s freaky as hell and strangely competitive. Totally creeped out by Elmer Fudd’s eyes and Yosemite Sam’s black guy arms, but yeah…nice work, whoever did this. That fast-break Jordan three at the end of the first overtime? The stuff of legend.
Space Jam = Top 10 all-time soundtrack.