See this...THIS is what makes me proud to be apart of Barstool.





The power of the Stoolies compel you!

See this…THIS is what makes me proud to be apart of Barstool. We’re all degenerates but we come together when it counts. The blog was posted for a mere 2 hours before the goal of $10,000 was met…and it’s still rising. Unbelievable. We’ll be sure to give updates of Victoria and Charlotte throughout their respective fights, but this truly a blessing. Victoria, her family and little Charlotte’s family are all extremely grateful for your support.

Thanks to everyone who donated. I don’t like to single anyone out because anyone kind to give deserves credit because no amount is too little. However, somebody track down Spencer Mullet and buy him a beer or have him email into Phillytips@barstoolsports.com. And yes, I pray that’s his real name.


By smitty posted September 25th, 2014 at 4:00 PM

This Guy Giving His Dog An Exorcism Needs A Good Old Fashion Soul Cleanse Via Asswhooping

Can we storm the streets to beat the living piss out of this guy?

Can we storm the streets to beat the living piss out of this guy? Cause I’m ready break out the pitchforks and torches. This is unacceptable. No fucking shit a pup acts aggressively when you torture and choke the poor thing for a minute straight. Any “Demon” in a dog can be driven away by a Milk Bone or well-timed belly rub. If not, then it’s probably Rabies. Cujo don’t lie.

By smitty posted September 25th, 2014 at 3:10 PM

Do You Think Donovoan McNabb Believes Donovan McNabb Would Be A Franchise QB? And Why?

Choke on that Chunky Soup, #5.


HA! Choke on that Chunky Soup, McNabb. This is #5′s BEST 14 game stretch of his career and comparing it to Nick Foles’ FIRST 14 games under Chip Kelly. Unreal. The statistics are nearly identical in every category. All this does is prove how sand is in his vagina about his time in Philly and how much respect Foles is getting now. Were we hard on the greatest QB to ever suit up in this city? Of course. But we would be the exact same way if Nicky The Dick acted like Donovan did towards the end of his time here. The routine just got old. And the fact Nick Foles has a lower completion % still shocks me. That’s how many Donovan diggers I’ve witnessed over the years. It’s ingrained in my mind.

Christ, Donovan. Is Hooked On Phonics still around? This is even embarrassing by Barstool’s illiterate standards:


By smitty posted September 25th, 2014 at 2:20 PM

Stoolies: One Of Our Smokes Is Fighting Brain Cancer And Needs Help Assisting A Baby Girl Battling The Same Exact Illness

As selfless as it gets.






I’m reaching out as a die-hard Stoolie (and former Smokeshow) and was wondering if you could help out a local family in need?

I was diagnosed with brain cancer 3 years ago at the age of 21 and I’ve been fighting ever since. I’ve underwent multiple surgeries and have endured over 18 months of radiation and chemotherapy. Even though I’ve been through the ringer, mentally and physically over the past few years, I realized I never wanted someone else to go through the life changing physical, mental, and financial stress that me and my family have been through over the past few years, so I started a non-profit organization, The Victoria Rose Fund, to raise money for local families who have been affected by cancer and are in need of emotional and financial relief. We also makes donations to CHOP, Jefferson, and UPENN. We’ve been able to do this through our annual fundraising event and donations from across the country. This year’s event is a “beef and beer” at Barnaby’s Aston, it’s $40 – all you can drink & eat. We take over the whole establishment, watch the Birds, drink some beers, rip some shots, eat, buy some raffle tickets and raise some money for a good cause.

This year I decided to donate to a local family who is need of immediate help. Their daughter is 7-month year old, Charlotte Grace, who was diagnosed with the same exact cancerous tumor that I was: Medulablastoma. She has not experienced in her short amount of time on earth. She’s been fighting cancer and struggles every day to receive nutrients and stay alive through a feeding tube. I want to raise as much money as I can for her and her family, because I know this strong little girl will get through this with the love and support of everyone involved. I’ve seen what us Stoolies are capable of when united for a common purpose and I hope we might be able to come together and help Charlotte’s family.

I know you probably get requests all the time and If you can’t help I completely understand.

Below are a few pictures of me and my journey over the last few years. [Bottom of the blog]

Viva La Stool,

Victoria Rose Marotta


Wow. Talk about being the most selfless person in the universe. Victoria has been fighting brain cancer for years and all she cares about it wanting a little baby girl in the same battle have the chance of a life of her own. Absolutely amazing.

If there’s one thing about Stoolies I pride more than anything else is we look out for and take care of our own. We’re a family here. We can bust each other’s balls to the ends of the Earth but as soon as an outsider takes a shot we’re all ready to fight. Well, that’s exactly what’s going on here. Cancer is coming down on this little future Stoolie and a Smokeshow requests our help. I saw an inspriational level of outreach from this degenerate community during #HELMETSTRONG last year (RIP Carl). It would be great to match that positive effort in regards to the Victora Rose Fund and help this baby fight the good fight. Leave Charlotte a Viva and let her know we’re on her side. #RightOnFightOn #FUCKCANCER



Also, please visit the Victoria Rose Fund and read about Victoria’s personal fight against brain cancer as well as like the Facebook Page here.





By smitty posted September 25th, 2014 at 1:30 PM

DraftKings Coming Your Way HOT Yet Again With The $150K Hail Mary

$12 could get me $20K? Sign me up baby.




Damn right there’s going to be a money fight with that winning lineup. Did I just start a rookie at QB and 105-year-old veteran Steve Smith SR? You’re damn right. Unstoppable. With $100 left on the table, too. That’s what wee call balls. Also, the ROI is bonkers this week. $12 could get me $20K? Sign me up baby and let me grab a slice of that $150K pie.

Contest Details:

-NFL Week 4 $150K Hail Mary
-Turn $12 into $20,000
-$150,000 in Guaranteed prizes, $20,000 to first place
-$12 entry fee, top 2,850 places paid out


By smitty posted September 25th, 2014 at 12:50 PM

Devon Still Update: Best Wishes to Leah as She Heads Into Surgery Today

Thoughts and prayers for Leah.

Pre-surgery pep talk…I might be nervous and scared beyond words but I’ll never let her see it…let’s get this done!

By now we’re all well aware of Devon Still’s story. Today, Leah Still will be undergoing surgery to remove a tumor and hopefully rid her of the cancer, but not before her dad could give her a quick little pep-talk. Listen, cancer is a goddamn bitch and I have nothing but the best wishes for anyone who is afflicted with the disease. But a 4-year-old child having to go through this especially tugs at the heartstrings and I think we can all agree on that. Luckily for Leah, she has a great father who is strong for her and hopefully she kicks cancer’s ass once and for all.

By jordie posted September 25th, 2014 at 11:30 AM

How About This Woman Suing Disney For $250 Mill Claiming They Stole Her Life Story For The Movie ‘Frozen’?

Hey Lego Movie, I'm coming for that paycheck.

(Source) – Disney’s Frozen has been one of the company’s greatest non-Pixar successes in years — pulling in $1.2 billion worldwide in its theatrical release alone. But now Disney could lose a chunk of those profits. Frozen is being sued for $250 million by Peruvian author Isabella Tanikumi for plagiarism, reported TMZ. Frozen is, like The Little Mermaid before it, an adaptation of a Hans Christian Anderson story — The Snow Queen. With Disney doing an upfront take of the classic tale, it seems unlikely that they’d add a touching autobiography of a Peruvian woman like Tanikumi growing up in the Andes as inspiration. Isabella’s autobiography, released in 2010, recounts the author’s hardships that eventually led to the death of her younger sister — the obvious parallel to Frozen.

Coming from an Uncle that has seen this shit flick no less than a billion times, it probably would’ve been a better idea to try to rip off a movie that’s a little more, I don’t know, fucking realistic. A non-animated film would be a good starting point. Are there talking snowmen in the slums of Peru? Because if Isabella can’t shoot ice from her tits to make colossal frozen fortresses then it’s an open and shut case. But there’s a small part of me that wants her to cash in on the case and start a strong precedent for these movie claims. After that it’s no holds barred on Hollywood and I’m coming in HARD for some Lego Movie royalties. Poor baby sis needs that jaw surgery before the next full moon and her gravitational pull kills us all. A death not seen since Majora’s Mask.

By smitty posted September 25th, 2014 at 11:10 AM

Somebody Let Bill Cosby On The Colbert Report And He Was More Out Of It Than Ever

Did you know Betsy Ross asked Bill to make the flag cause George Washington said he couldn't? Believe it.


The fact Cos led off with Betsy Ross in general is such a savage senile move I can’t even stand it. Seriously, what the FUCK was that? And they gave him 2 segments? Like didn’t someone realize Bill needed a nap after talking about eating balls? I’ll give credit where credit’s due, Dr. William Cosby came out firing in the 2nd half with how how he has an answering machine on his desk. Screw what planet he’s on, the man’s not even in the right dimension.

Hey, there’s no denying the man’s a legend in comedy and in life. And him attending to funerals in old man sweats and going on national TV to not make sense while playing dead for minutes may be an act in itself. But I’m absolutely torn if all of this is fascinating or sad. Possibly both. I feel like the engines running but there’s nobody behind the wheel and I’m waiting to see if he crashes.

Oh, and there was an extra 10 minutes they had to cut off where Bill rambles on about a story in Greenwich Village that literally goes nowhere. A complete onion on the belt rambling. Enjoy?

By smitty posted September 25th, 2014 at 10:20 AM
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