Introducing Kimmie from Temple. Owl heat coming in hot again. North Philly is always welcome.
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Another Day, Another Lingerie Football Coach Flip Out Featuring A Potent ‘I’ll Fuck You Up’ To The Ref
Run refs. Run for your lives. Any man who gets that fired up over chippy’s running around in lingerie is a man you don’t want to trifle with. Especially when it’s Gary Clark, a former Pro-Bowler that has unlimited amounts of testosterone to let loose since retiring in the ’90′s. Those officiating whistles were been promoted to rape whistles after he followed those refs into the locker room.
Biker Going Full Spiderman After A Crash Is The Exact Reason Why Dashcams Should Mandatory On All Vehicles
No wonder those Commies always have the best gymnasts. You know he had to be shocked to shit he landed that dismount, too. I’m half surprised when I land cleanly with a rebound and Peter Parker here is flipping off donorcycles onto cars at Ludicrous Speed like it’s nothing. The world can just award this peasant the Internet for the foreseeable future as that has never been done before and may never be seen again. So thank you, Mr. Dashcam. And to think, we would’ve missed out on this gem if Russians weren’t so paranoid about insurance fraud or getting hacked up with a battleaxe mid-road rage. You know, standard Motherland stuff.
Great. Thanks for the mush, SI! Philadelphia finally gets a chance at seeing a championship baseball team again and here comes Sports Illustrated with it’s patented kiss of death. Might as well have Pres give it the mortal lock and KFC become their Team Mom at this point. Taney is toast.
There’s a fine line between confidence and cockiness that Mo’Ne Davis has somehow straddled this entire series, until now. And I love it. MUST BE THE MO’NE!
For Some Reason I Don’t Think This Guy’s ‘Porn Piracy Challenge’ Is Going To Take Off And Safe The Adult Industry
READER EMAIL – FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Industry Vet Mike Kulich Creates the Porn Piracy Challenge
LOS ANGELES, CA – Over the last 5 years, the adult industry has seen a significant drop in sales due to tube sites, torrent sites, and overall piracy. DVD Sales have dropped significantly and once prominent companies have closed their doors. As the talent pool grows bigger production continues to decrease. Kulich, owner of Stunner PR, Monarchy Distribution and SkweezMe.com has launched a YouTube campaign called the Porn Piracy Challenge in which he went out and bought a DVD of competing studio Burning Angel Productions. He has challenged four other industry vets to do the same including Take Down Piracy owner Nate Glass, XBIZ Owner Alec Helmy, AVN Owner Theo, and Exile Distribution President Howard Levine.
It’s 2014. If you paid for porn in the past decade you’re a sheep. No other way around it. There’s no excuse not to spend countless hours scourging through unlimited low-quality videos for the perfect 15-seconds to blast off. YouJizz, PornHub or RedTube. The supply will never outweigh the demand. You think the Intern Simons of this world will spend money when they can Torrent their feature length porn for free right from their office? Of course not. And I’m sorry piracy is ruining this guy’s livelihood, but he should get with the times. Beta died because of VHS. Blockbuster went tits up because they refused to adapt. Time for this guy to pull up his pants, assuming he wears them, and starts producing instead of complaining. The dude’s talking about quality film production and kicks off his campaign with a vertical video filmed on his casting couch. People aren’t going to be replacing their ice buckets with legally purchased copies of Kung Fu Pussy with that effort.
Mike Kulich is exactly like how I envisioned a 10-year behind the scenes veteran of the porn industry. A man with the heart for pussy but none of the tools to obtain it. The chances of him getting laid without the help of the industry or chloroform is slim to none.
Wait, what do Gruden and Trico have left to talk about? Football? That’s almost not even fair to them or the audience. Do you, ESPN. Johnny Football is officially ESPN’s new Tim Tebow, just with less Jesus and more talent. Same amount of white. Half shocked they didn’t have an update on where LeBron last took a piss mixed in somewhere in all this pre-season, backup QB chatter.
I miss the old Sportscenter of the 90′s where there was actual input, analysis and humor. The days when Stuart Scott’s boo-yah’s weren’t predictable, Chris Berman was (somewhat) bearable and Dan Patrick pissed where he pleased. Now it’s a bunch of newbies doing their best to be PC while Linda Cohn tries her damnedest to avoid menopause on camera. And yes, it’s depressing because the show used to be that good and now it’s THAT bad. Oh well. In the wink of a young girls eye, Glory Days.
On Friday we learned our little Smokeshow Of The Century is all grown up and is leaving Philadelphia for Kansas City. Our resident Luigi gooser @BarstoolFranco whipped up a goodbye montage of some of her finest moments we shared together on camera. Once a Philly Stoolie, always a Philly Stoolie. Goodnight, sweet princess. I’ll never forget that one time you accidentally touched my leg and the many times I purposely sniffed your hair. Smelled like…victory.
Did I draft Aaron Murray on my fantasy team just to pretend like I have some control over destiny? You bet your sweet nuts I did.