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What else did you think a middle-aged mother of 4 would look like in real life? Look, I get it. All famous women are done up with makeup for in front of the cameras and there should be a drop off without it and blah blah blah. Palin’s gotta be smarter than this. She was almost a heartbeat away from ruling us all. You want to put on sweats and look like you’ve just been teabagged for a week by a oiled up catchers mitt? Fine. But don’t expect people to take you seriously. Not that was much of a concern to begin with. Regardless, Glenn Rice would still tap dat. The more cottage cheese in those thighs to eat the better.
Sly finger to the Paparazzi, Palin. Like the waitress to Costanza, she knew what she was doing.
Peace out, Paps.
CBS – Phillies closer Jonathan Papelbon has been suspended seven games and fined an undisclosed amount for making an obscene gesture towards fans on Sunday, Major League Baseball announced. He will begin serving the suspension immediately. Papelbon, 33, allowed four runs to blow a 4-1 lead against the Marlins on Sunday. As you can see above, he grabbed his crotch in reaction to fans booing him as he walked off the field. Home plate umpire Joe West ejected Papelbon for the gesture.
The Phillies released the following statement about the suspension:
“The Phillies fully support the decision of the Commissioner’s Office, which has exclusive jurisdiction for on-field player behavior. By Major League Baseball rules, the Phillies have no authority to make official judgments about activity which occurs on the field or to determine the appropriate penalty for misconduct. We apologize to our fans for the actions of our player yesterday.”
It’s officially Birds season and there’s a 40,000 word blog coming around lunch about the game last night, but we’d me remiss not to put the cap on this year’s Phillies team. Ironically this picture describes how 99% of the fans feel towards this organization. But the biggest takeaway here is the Phils not only throwing Papelbon under the bus, but backing up and running him over a few times with that official statement. Show a little spine for once and back up your boy or tell him to pack his bags for the rest of the season (7 game suspension, 12 contests left). Either way, it looks like it’s peace out for Paps. I don’t think there’s anyway Philly’s biggest douche muffin is throwing another pitch in this city.
Also, Joe West looks (and acts) like a penis with a little hat on. That is all.
No team in NFL history has started 2-0 after being down by 14+ points in the 2nd half of both of their first two games.
Big teams win big games in big moments. Yes, this was only the second game of the season. But it was against a pretty damn good team, on the road, under the lights. AND the Birds played no where near to their greatest ability. The Eagles just officially stamped their cards as official contenders tonight.
Andrew Luck has never lost back to back games. 10-0 in his young career. He also is 13-3 at home, beating both Super Bowl teams there last year during the regular season. No team in NFL history has started 2-0 after being down by 14+ points in the 2nd half of both of their first two games. DARREN FUCKING SPROLES. We’ll have more tomorrow, but fuck was this a great win.
PS – Ray Didinger just said this win was “Impressive as hell.” When you impress Ray Diddy, you know you did something special.
Also, I've been writing on this site for 3+ years and still aren't 100% sure what's a Live Blog.
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IT’S BIRDS TIME BABY! Honestly, I’d be shocked if they pull it out. Just not the type of game the Eagles win or the Colts lose. Time to hope for the best.
Also, I’ve been writing on this site for 3+ years and still aren’t 100% sure what’s a Live Blog. Regardless, hit it!
Introducing Kat from Penn State. Nittnay Lions are 2-0, are Bowl eligible and have an army of smokes like Kat behind them. they All is well in Happy Valley. Nominate a smoke! Send Facebook/IG/Twitter links to email@example.com.
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Introducing Kat from Penn State. Nittnay Lions are 2-0, are Bowl eligible and have an army of smokes like Kat behind them. they All is well in Happy Valley.
Nominate a smoke! Send Facebook/IG/Twitter links to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Let's keep the mojo rolling through tonight.
Let’s keep the mojo rolling through tonight. Go Birds.
Stash and t-shirt combo on POINT. The daughter and her friends should be proud.
If your love affair with the beautiful game has died out a little since the World Cup, let's take a quick moment to get fired up for tomorrow's tilt against Clint Dempsey and the Sounders.
If you keep up with the Union, you would have known for a little over a month now that they’ll be playing for the U.S. Open championship tomorrow at 7:30 down at PPL Park so this isn’t exactly news for you. But if your love affair with the beautiful game has died out a little since the World Cup, let’s take a quick moment to get fired up for tomorrow’s tilt against Clint Dempsey and the Sounders. The Union punched their ticket to the championship game after beating FC Dallas in PK’s 4-3 last month. Seattle beat the Chicago Fire 6-0. Most people are counting the Union out of this game, but that’s exactly how we’d like it to be. Nothing would be better than to shock the best team in the MLS right now and come away from the oldest soccer tournament in the USA as champions, and it’s totally somewhat possible.
The Union have turned things around over the past few months since Jim Curtin took over as interim manager. They’ve only lost 1 game in their past 10 and are making a solid run as the MLS playoff race tightens up. There’s a ton of new found confidence growing down on the riverfront which should hopefully come up huge if Seattle ends up taking an early lead with their dynamic offense. They’re the type of team that could counter at the right moment and steal one away. Sure, Seattle has the names. They have Dempsey, they have Yedlin, they have Martins. But the Union play a great brand of blue collar soccer and I find it hard to believe that anyone in the MLS could beat up Conor Casey in a fight. And you know what? I’m getting real sick of Seattle as a whole. They just won the Super Bowl, they’re about to get themselves an NHL franchise and if it sounds like I’m just being a little jelly, it’s because I am. But they don’t deserve shit right now. The Sons of Ben and the rest of PPL Park are going to be electric tomorrow night and I highly suggest getting yourself there. Philly is starved for another champion and I don’t care if it’s just the Union winning the U.S. Open. I want those trophies. I need those trophies. So I’m going Union 2, Sounders 1. Lock it in.
OK people. We all know Flyers fans are the best and most diehard this city has to offer. Now it’s time to prove your worth vs. the rest of the country. All you need to do is Tweet out why we’re the greatest puck city in the world while adding #HockeyIsBetterInPhilly and you’ll be eligible to win a full expense paid trip to Boston to compete in a game off – EA SPORTS NHL ’15 style.
Once in enemy territory you’ll face off against players from other Barstool cities in NHL ’15. The overall victor will receive:
1. A new Xbox One entertainment and gaming console.
2. The NHL 15 video game for Xbox One by Electronic Arts.
So get the #HockeyIsBetterInPhilly Tweets out there and you’ll have the opportunity to represent this great city in Boston. Time to Fly Or Die.
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