The Flyers Ice Girls Are No More

Goodnight, sweet ice fairies. May you clean the house better than you did the rink.

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Um…why? Are other teams ditching their ice broads, too? If not, some shady shit must have went down with these ladies. I need to know which ice girl(s) got caught zambonering the entire team and forced Chief, Hexy and Snyder to discontinue the group. If there’s one thing this organization can’t stand for it’s distractions off the ice. That’s why it was a good thing we let go of those wild child losers Richards, Carter and JVR. Not like they’ve done much since being run out of town, anyways.

Goodnight, sweet ice fairies. May you clean the house better than you did the rink.

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By smitty posted August 27th, 2014 at 11:15 PM

Barstool Philly Local Smokeshow of the Day – Lisa

Welcome Lisa from Penn State. Gotta love it when the local Smokes are legitimate Philly fans. Nominate a Smokeshow! Email facebook links to phillytips@barstoolsports.com

Welcome Lisa from Penn State. Gotta love it when the local Smokes are legitimate Philly fans.

Nominate a Smokeshow! Email facebook links to phillytips@barstoolsports.com

By smitty posted August 27th, 2014 at 5:35 PM

Can’t Get Enough Of Winter The Lamb Hopping Down The Hallway Into Your Heart

A true hero of cute.

Gotta love Winter bouncing right out of eating everything in the laundry room and melting all souls along the way. A true hero of cute. Why aren’t lambs and goats as domesticated as cats and dogs? Legitimate question. I’d take a baby goat leaving it all out of the field any day over my parent’s dumb cat who claws on command. Vile beast should apply for the night shift guard of Hades.

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By smitty posted August 27th, 2014 at 5:10 PM

Jon Stewart’s Bit On The Ferguson Situation Is Currently Going Super Viral

Not an easy thing to be that funny and that informative.

Sure, they trash only on Fox News’ reporting when ALL of the media outlets deserves a whipping of Medieval proportions. But still, it’s not an easy thing to be that funny and that informative. No matter what your political beliefs, this is a blunt representation of what’s going down while contorting it into terms the common person can understand. “You’re tired of hearing about race? Imagine how fucking exhausting it is living it.” Doesn’t get much more pinpoint than that.

By smitty posted August 27th, 2014 at 4:20 PM

Pittsburgh Kid Faces Disorderly Conduct Charges For Waving Around a Dildo at Cars

As dumb as this story is, just try to put yourself in Skyler's shoes right now.

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(KDKA) – A young man is facing charges stemming from an unusual incident in Westmoreland County Monday. Skyler Connor, 18, of New Derry, is facing a disorderly conduct charge for waving a rubber penis at passing motorists. According to police, the incident happened on Route 30 in Unity Township around 6 p.m. Connor was a passenger in the back seat of a vehicle at the time.

Classic Skyler. As dumb as this story is, just try to put yourself in Skyler’s shoes right now. It’s hilarious. First off, the car he was in had to have gotten pulled over by the cops. The cop walks up to the car and actually has to ask the question, “son, were you just waving around a dildo at cars?” He then gets a ticket for waving around said dildo, and has to go home to tell his parents he’s in a little bit of trouble. They ask him why and he has to look at them dead in the eye and say for flashing around a rubber penis at passing cars. Then the icing on the cake, Skyler is probably gonna have to go to some county court where the judge has to ask him if he knows that waving a dildo at cars isn’t something you should be doing. All of this humiliation because he thought it would be funny to play fuckaround with a dildo. Now after some extensive research and Googling “disorderly conduct pa”, I’ve discovered that he could face up to 90 days in jail and a $500 fine. Chances are he’ll probably get off with some community service but still, imagine going through all of this over a dildo. Only Skyler.

By jordie posted August 27th, 2014 at 3:35 PM

Seahawks Fan Decides To Tattoo Logo On Fake Eye Because Being The 12th Man Isn’t Dedicated Enough

That's one way to never talk to children again.

That’s one way to never talk to children again. Would be better off walking around with just empty sockets than these things.

Wait, he has two fake eyes and get only one of them tatted? Die hard my ass. Tattoo both glass balls and Medusa every 49ers fan you come across.

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By smitty posted August 27th, 2014 at 2:40 PM

Reader Email: I Know We Were Done With Ice Bucket Challenge Videos But…

In no way should a neck bend like that.
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Reader Email: I Know We Were Done With Ice Bucket Challenge Videos But…

…but this gif is unstoppable. its my friend’s brother, and i think he was trying to keep this on the dl, but my buddy got a hold of it

Yup. Unstoppable like his vertebrae. That is if it didn’t snap in 4, which there’s still a high probability it did on impact. Seeing that we don’t report instant death videos on Barstool that often, I asked the emailer if this kid came out of the challenge without having to drink out of a straw for the rest of his life. His response:

He commented on it, so I think?

A+ medical report. No way he could learn how to use a computer with his tongue muscles that fast. Good enough for me.

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By smitty posted August 27th, 2014 at 1:40 PM

The Honest Trailer For ‘Ghostbusters’ Is As Spot On As It Gets

Now that I think about it Peter Veinkman is definitely a textbook sexual predator.

For better or worse, it’s honest. Only thing I don’t agree with it is Dan Aykroyd going batshit. So the man likes his UFO’s. Big whoop. Now that I think about it Peter Veinkman is definitely a textbook sexual predator. The dude went all-in and went for the kill the first time he was in Dana’s apartment to check her things out. He’s the type of guy who would keep on texting 5 days and 500 messages since her last response. But this movie was rated PG? Impressive. Titanic had to BEG to get a PG-13 rating for showing 10 seconds of unshaven-pun 13 years later. Here you have ghosts literally blowing humans and it’s perfectly fine for the kiddies.

Also, Ernie Hudson doesn’t get enough credit for Winston. Sure, Eddie Murphy was king in 1984, but Ernie held his own as the 4th Ghostbuster. The hiring of Winston wasn’t even a case of Affirmative Action either, he was the best (only) person for the job. Plus he’s the only Ghostbuster/person ever to inceptionally give his older self a dose of ectoplasmic residue.

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That’s a big Twinkee.

By smitty posted August 27th, 2014 at 12:15 PM
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