If You Want 6 Tix To The Sixers Game Tonight For Free (1$) And Are Not Black It’s Your Lucky Day

Please don't alienate entire races from going to the game. The Sixers need all the numbers they can get.
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free sixers tonight 6 tickets – $1 (stadium)

call asap good seats but don’t ask where they are free no blacks please

$1 tickets. For free. Great seats. Don’t ask where they are. No blacks. It’s very difficult to be that much of a confusing dick in just 2 sentences. Please don’t alienate entire races from going to the game. The Sixers need all the numbers they can get. Plus this isn’t a Springsteen concert where there are more black people performing than in the stands. The crowd should be from all walks of life.

Oh, and this fine, upstanding gentleman left his phone number on Craigslist to contact him for the tickets. I already tried. Twice (had the camera and gangsta voice ready to roll, too. Dammit.). But feel free to give it a shot.

h/t Joe

By smitty posted November 19th, 2014 at 4:25 PM

Your Mid-Week Eagles Fix With All The Birds Material You Can Eat

Time to get back on track.

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Time to get back on the right track.
  

Josh Huff opens up on why he won’t shut the fuck up.
 

Jordan Matthews is only the 2nd rookie WR for the Eagles to go for 100 in back to back games (with D-Jax, because of course).
 
Turnstile Matt Tobin suffered a concussion vs. Green Bay. Hopefully replacement Andrew Gardner won’t be made of paper mache, too.
 
Remember that game 2048 you played for about 45 minutes straight one day before saying fuck it and erasing all traces from your memory? Somebody made an Eagles version of the game. Play it here.
 
Billy Davis considered benching Bradley Fletcher on Sunday. RELATED: Bradley Fletcher’s post game conference:
 
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Nick Foles is back!!!!….Kind of. Well, he’s actually dressed but doing nothing. Hey, at least he’s a team player.
 


 

And that’s all she wrote. Surprisingly there’s not a lot to eat after a blowout loss. The Titans, like any team in the NFL, shouldn’t be taken lightly. Let’s demolish and move on. Go Birds.

By smitty posted November 19th, 2014 at 3:40 PM

13-Year-Old Orphan Says She’d Rather Stay Dirt Poor In Thailand Than Be Adopted By Kim Kardashian…Wait, What?

You want to help out your impoverished homeland and fellow orphans? Spend sometime sucking Satan's bloated teet.
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DM – A teenager from a children’s home in a poverty-stricken region of Thailand made an astonishing decision to turn down an offer from reality TV star Kim Kardashian to adopt her into a life of wealth and glamour overseas. The level-headed 13-year-old called Pink said she shook with excitement when she heard the multi-millionaire wanted to adopt her, but insisted she wanted to study in Thailand instead then help her impoverished homeland and the orphans she has grown up with. The girl with a sunny smile stole Kim’s heart when she visited the ramshackle children’s home in Thailand’s Phang Nga province, a region where more than 4,000 people perished in the 2004 tsunami.

Everyone’s applauding this bright, young girl for upholding her morals and not taking the easy way out. You know what I say?
 

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Get off your intellectual high horse, “Pink”. You want to help out your impoverished homeland and fellow orphans? Spend sometime sucking Satan’s bloated teet. You can dig a lot of wells for your village when your adoptive family is worth $4000000 trillion dollars. Staying poor and working from the ground up is the honorable move, but respect only goes so far when you’re shitting in a hole. It’s a horrible decision to not accept the heartless offer and be used as a PR tool the rest of your days. Charles Barkley said it best: “I’d work for the Klan if they paid me enough.” I’d be her kid in a nanosecond. Hell, the woman would leave me in less time than that just to be a Kardashian slave. Pink will think twice about that golden ticket when she looks down at one of her brother’s bootleg DVD’s he sells and sees her almost adoptive mother with a dark dick in her mouth.

Or the other hand, how much of a slap in the face is it that a person with limited access to running water turns down a life of opulence because she doesn’t like you? If Kim still had a soul a part of it might have shed a tear.

By smitty posted November 19th, 2014 at 2:55 PM

Flyers Recall Scott Laughton From Lehigh Valley After Giroux Injury

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Not too long after confirming that Claude Giroux sustained a lower-body injury and will be out for a few days, the Flyers recalled Scott Laughton from the Lehigh Valley Phantoms and will be making his season debut tonight against the Rangers (Rivalry Night, bitches). I guess the move kind of makes you wonder about how serious Giroux’s injury really is but I’m just gonna assume that Hexy had the same thought process behind this call up as he with Ghostisbehere. I wouldn’t be surprised if we only saw Laughton for 2-3 games, but the kid’s also been killing it in LV this season. Through 13 games so far he’s got 11 points on 6 goals, 5 assists. Not too shabby at all.

A lot of people were hoping Laughton would step right in and work with the first line as the center between Schenn and Voracek. Apparently Berube hates everyone and has decided to keep Umberger with the top line for now and has Laughton between Bellemare and Vinny. At least that’s what the morning skate says. Lecavalier has been pretty much worse than invisible out there lately but this might be a line that works well. I don’t know, I’m kind of just trying to talk myself off a ledge right now after hearing that Umberger is still on the top line.

Couple of quick notes on the game tonight:

1) Tonight will be the first time Michael Del Zotto will play in MSG since he was a Ranger. I’m guessing they already have a few different tribute videos to play on the big screen for him planned out.

2) The Flyers will be wearing their Winter Classic thirds tonight. They didn’t exactly bring any luck to the team on New Year’s Day 2012, but expect a different outcome tonight.

By jordie posted November 19th, 2014 at 1:35 PM

Golden Retriever Runs The Gauntlet Of Treats And Toys, Has His Head In The Right Place

Screw it, let's eat.

 

(Greatness awaits at :52)

Love it. The ref even forgets he’s Putin with cancer and is impressed with the heart shown. What’s the best thing those other dogs who “win” the race going to get? One treat max and it’s back to shitting outside in the doghouse. Screw it. Time to go bananas and get a couple extra meals in the stomach. Judging by those Converses straight out of Hickory in Hoosiers there’s not of food running through that household/shack. Good on the pup.

By smitty posted November 19th, 2014 at 12:55 PM

The Big 5 (City 6) Season Preview: The Bottom Feeders – Penn & Drexel

Both teams not looking so hot.
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As the fall slowly turns into winter, college and high school basketball become main topic points in the Philadelphia Area. Our Big 5 (6) Season Preview will highlight the 5 (6) Philadelphia area college teams as they begin their seasons as well as check-in with local talent across the country playing for major college teams and professional teams.
   
Penn
 

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There was once a time that Penn Basketball was a dangerous Big 5 team. Unfortunately, Brian Grandieri is out of shaped and happily married, Mark Zholler is busy coaching the Narberth League, and Ibby Jaaber willingly gave up his contract in Lithuania because of his Muslim faith. Apparently, Ibby could no longer stand the suggestive dancing of the cheer team and he did not support the advertisements that appeared on the front of his team’s jersey. To each their own. This year’s team features 6 new freshmen that head coach Jerome Allen expects to rely on heavily. After going 20-13 in his first year as Penn head coach, Jerome Allen has captained the ship to a 17-42 record over the past two years, never reaching 10 wins in either of those seasons. If he’s going to rely on freshmen talent this year, after 3 full seasons of recruiting under his belt, he may be escorted to the door by seasons end. Not being able to prove that you can recruit players to win in the Ivy League will not win you a new job anywhere and should not be acceptable at a school with as much basketball history as Penn has. Since Fran Dunphy left, Penn Basketball has been nothing short of a joke. Still, to this day, letting him walk is one of the dumbest decisions ever made at Penn, even if it wasn’t fully theirs to make. I expect another woeful campaign from the Penn Quakers and a last place finish in the Big 5 (6) standings.
 
 
Drexel
 

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Bruiser Flint’s Drexel Dragon’s squad is looking to replace both of it’s leading scorers from last year in senior guards Chris Fouch (18.3ppg) and Frantz Massenat (17.5ppg). Massenat is now playing in the first German division while Fouch is not playing (as far as I know). Replacing them at guard will be difficult, but local product Rashonn London from Roman Catholic may be bold enough to fill the spot. After averaging 15 ppg in the Catholic league as a senior, London should be handed the ball as Drexel’s primary ball handler this season. His running mate, if healthy, will be Damion Lee. Lee started all 5 games he played last year averaging 13 ppg before tearing his ACL. Junior Tavon Allen, a 6 foot 7 guard from Connecticut rounds out the backcourt for the Dragons. This team has limited experience and even though their freshman PG has played in pressure filled and packed stadiums in the Catholic League, the college game is a lot faster and may take him a while to pick up. I expect this team to finish under .500 and compete for last place in the Big 5 (6).

More to come.

By steveoooo posted November 19th, 2014 at 11:40 AM

Yup, You Can Get Blown And Have Sex In The First Person While Playing GTA V (NSFW?)

Oh how far we've come from the old school, 24-bit days of Duke Nukem. RIP Titty City.

 
12-year-old’s and grown men who get sweaty palms because there’s a woman taking their Taco-Bell order rejoice!

There’s so much porn available at the fingertips that sex in video games is somewhat moot, but I guess this was the biggest question people would have when GTA V announced you could play in the first person on PS4 and Xbox One. I mean, you knew you’d be able to witness what it’s like to kick a homeless person to a bloody pulp, but could you finally see yourself get a blow jibber from a Pro in 3D? And the answer is yes, and it’s getting a lot less mainstream play than I thought. Has there been another video game where you can see someone ride you this close and personal, or at all? I always assumed in Japan there would be a glitch where Peach got on all fours in Super Mario II and let the Italian do The Rodeo while the Goombas close in. But then again it’s Japan, and Super Mario II is an acid trip in itself to where that might have happened if anyone actually beat that damn game.

One thing’s for damn sure, this would’ve spelled death for 10 to 16 (maybe 20) year-old me. I wouldn’t see the sun for days because of the slime babes in Duke Nukem 3D. RIP Titty City.

h/t Tim

By smitty posted November 19th, 2014 at 11:00 AM

Hot Chick Giving Testicle Exams On The Street Is How Modern Medicine Should Be Done

Nice to see an aspiring actress literally grabbing her career by the balls.

 
Get on it, Obamacare. Nice to see an aspiring actress literally grabbing her career by the balls. But in the end it’s all for a great cause of testicular cancer awareness, even if these horndogs probably think they’re in the clear now. That’s not exactly a RN inspecting the boys. I’m sure she’s has ample recreational experience, but there could be a grapefruit growing down there and she’d still smile for the camera. If she didn’t react when the black guy’s anaconda tried to suffocate her wrist then she’s not breaking character for anything.

A+ awkward smile, buddy. No chance she found those eggrolls, but it’s the thought that counts.

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By smitty posted November 19th, 2014 at 10:15 AM
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