Leading off with shirtless Chase Utley impregnating every woman in the tri-state area via Wi-Fi and his eyes. And yes, I would like Bernie Parent and Charlie Manuel to start a domestic partnership and adopt me as their own. The rest are after the jump.
Marshawyn Lynch eats Skittles. Duce Staley drank pickle juice. This high schooler puts a beat down on yellow mustard. Whatever gives you the edge. Does it actually do anything to fight cramps? No idea. All I do know is it’ll be Grey Poupon’s wet dream if this takes off. That stuff has a limit to what you can put it on unless you’re certified bananas.
Spicy mustard or GTFO.
An oldie but a goodie. Sometimes you just need to laugh and learn. And this is hilarity and truth all rolled into one.
Let’s have a weekend and be sure to keep your head on a swivel tonight. Need to survive that Philly Purge.
Respect. People think they’re so freaking brave for taking a shower that’s not even Golden for 2 seconds. Big whoop. Make it a real challenge. Let’s face it, most of the people participating in the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge are doing it solely for Facebook fame and deserve to be waterboarded at this point. Why not make this the norm? Take the water like a champ and earn the right to call out someone else.
“A fuck out of 10″. Perfect. That description should only be used in truly abysmal situations such as rating what it’s like to drown or the current state of the Phillies.
This is our new feature on Friday afternoons during the summer. If you’re stuck in front of the computer at this point you deserve the most mindless, enjoyable material to help pass the time. So here it is: 10 or so random GIFS from the Internets to put the mind at ease for a couple minutes. Simple as that. Could be hot, funny, painful, new, old – whatever works. Enjoy.
Sure, that’s not exactly the same type of video you’d be used to seeing Jessa Rhodes in but it’s still worth the watch. There were definitely a few responses in there that had me struggling to catch my breath (thanks to u/FluttiePibbles for the question of the day). I think Nubile is on to something with these video AMA’s they’re doing, but if we’re giving away free advice here, they need to start combining these with their regular videos. That’s how you put the asses in the seats.
Hope everyone had a great week. If any of you wanna be buddies, you can follow me on twitter @BarstoolJordie. But only if you want to.
Tan lines. God how I love tan lines.
Some pretty little booties right there. Love how she just puts it out there for her 4+ million followers on Instagram to want. If only every woman under a buck fifty had the tits to live like there’s no tomorrow. Talk about an all-time photograph with that majestic background, too. The Ansel Adams of ass pics.
MINNEAPOLIS — The Minnesota Timberwolves have secured the final piece they were looking for in a blockbuster Kevin Love trade. A person with knowledge of the situation told The Associated Press that the Timberwolves will receive Philadelphia 76ers power forward Thaddeus Young as part of the deal that will send Love to the Cleveland Cavaliers. The person requested anonymity because an official announcement has not been made.
CAVALIERS GET: Kevin Love.
TIMBERWOLVES GET: Andrew Wiggins, Thaddeus Young, Anthony Bennett.
76ERS GET: Luc Richard Mbah a Moute, Alexey Shved, first-round pick from Miami Heat (top-10 protected in 2015 and 2016, unprotected in 2017).
Well that was a fucking waste of time. Did we just get dicked? Cause it feels like we just sat on Embiid after he slid into DM’s with Rihanna with this one. LeBron gets another big three. T-Wolves get the last 2 number one picks along with an above average talent with Thaddeus Young. We get an OK comrade, a dude with a sweet name but can’t really ball and, watch, the Heat’s #11 pick next year. Guaranteed.
Eh, whatever. Stock pile those picks, Hinkie! This team is going to be a force in 2028. Cue the music!