Take the challenge like a champ .
Respect. People think they’re so freaking brave for taking a shower that’s not even Golden for 2 seconds. Big whoop. Make it a real challenge. Let’s face it, most of the people participating in the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge are doing it solely for Facebook fame and deserve to be waterboarded at this point. Why not make this the norm? Take the water like a champ and earn the right to call out someone else.
“A fuck out of 10″. Perfect. That description should only be used in truly abysmal situations such as rating what it’s like to drown or the current state of the Phillies.
Time to pack it in for the week.
This is our new feature on Friday afternoons during the summer. If you’re stuck in front of the computer at this point you deserve the most mindless, enjoyable material to help pass the time. So here it is: 10 or so random GIFS from the Internets to put the mind at ease for a couple minutes. Simple as that. Could be hot, funny, painful, new, old – whatever works. Enjoy.
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Who would have thought questions from EatMyBallsSlut would actually be informative?
Jessa Rhodes Reddit AMA Interview from Nubiles Crew on Vimeo.
Sure, that’s not exactly the same type of video you’d be used to seeing Jessa Rhodes in but it’s still worth the watch. There were definitely a few responses in there that had me struggling to catch my breath (thanks to u/FluttiePibbles for the question of the day). I think Nubile is on to something with these video AMA’s they’re doing, but if we’re giving away free advice here, they need to start combining these with their regular videos. That’s how you put the asses in the seats.
Hope everyone had a great week. If any of you wanna be buddies, you can follow me on twitter @BarstoolJordie. But only if you want to.
Tan lines. God how I love tan lines.
Tan lines. God how I love tan lines.
Some pretty little booties right there. Love how she just puts it out there for her 4+ million followers on Instagram to want. If only every woman under a buck fifty had the tits to live like there’s no tomorrow. Talk about an all-time photograph with that majestic background, too. The Ansel Adams of ass pics.
Well that was a fucking waste of time.
MINNEAPOLIS — The Minnesota Timberwolves have secured the final piece they were looking for in a blockbuster Kevin Love trade. A person with knowledge of the situation told The Associated Press that the Timberwolves will receive Philadelphia 76ers power forward Thaddeus Young as part of the deal that will send Love to the Cleveland Cavaliers. The person requested anonymity because an official announcement has not been made.
CAVALIERS GET: Kevin Love.
TIMBERWOLVES GET: Andrew Wiggins, Thaddeus Young, Anthony Bennett.
76ERS GET: Luc Richard Mbah a Moute, Alexey Shved, first-round pick from Miami Heat (top-10 protected in 2015 and 2016, unprotected in 2017).
Well that was a fucking waste of time. Did we just get dicked? Cause it feels like we just sat on Embiid after he slid into DM’s with Rihanna with this one. LeBron gets another big three. T-Wolves get the last 2 number one picks along with an above average talent with Thaddeus Young. We get an OK comrade, a dude with a sweet name but can’t really ball and, watch, the Heat’s #11 pick next year. Guaranteed.
Eh, whatever. Stock pile those picks, Hinkie! This team is going to be a force in 2028. Cue the music!
Can you wish something didn't go down before it even happened?
Reader Email: FHRITP Tat
Hey smit, I dunno if this is someone’s thing but a guy just got a ‘fuck her right in the pussy’ tattoo. Ps. Of course here’s an orioles fan
Interesting move branding yourself for life with a viral video that’ll maybe have a shelf life of a few more weeks. Can you wish something didn’t go down before it even happened? I had a buddy get a larger than life T.O. tattoo on his back in 2004 and at least he had a couple month grace period before he wanted to bathe in sulfuric acid. This guy could shock the world by getting another GED and he’ll still forever be known as the dude who has the FHRITP tat. Or he’ll be remembered best for whatever felony he’s been charged with. You don’t get the Fuck Her Right In The Pussy guy along with an Oriole’s logo tatted on the same limb without doing some serious time. Just doesn’t happen.
I don’t want to be that guy but I think the shark has officially been jumped. RIP, FHRITP:
Absolutely lost it when Talib goes "You asked how to pronounce my name."
Listen, I’m not going to pretend to know what’s going down and harp on the tragic situation in Missouri. From the shooting death, to the riots, to the media coverage – it’s all awful. But you have to sit back and enjoy Talib Kweli (excuse me while I text Mo and inquire who the fuck that is) give CNN the “411″. I don’t even know if I agree with or even understand what he’s saying. Just watching the interviewer get all pissy because things aren’t going kosher is hilarious. EVERY 24 hour news network is a joke. It’s always nice to see them called out on-air.
Absolutely lost it when Talib goes “You asked how to pronounce my name.” There’s no greater amount of disrespect than being asked by a guy who blatantly doesn’t give two dicks about you how to pronounce your name without even looking up from his phone. Maybe if a billionaire was texting right in front of your face while you’re dressed as a corn, but that’s it.
Not sure why, but this reminded me of Kevin Hart’s scene in the 40-Year-Old Virgin. No, it’s not because two black guys are going at it without coming to blows. Actually, scratch that. That’s exactly why.
I had to look up three times how to spell Le'von Bell and I'll still hammer money it's spelled wrong.
PHILADELPHIA — This was more like last year’s Eagles. Nick Foles threw one touchdown pass and led Philadelphia’s starting offense to three first-half scores in a 31-21 victory over the Pittsburgh Steelers on Thursday night. “I feel we’re improving every week,” Foles said. “We have to keep moving forward.” Steelers running backs Le’Veon Bell and LeGarrette Blount both played one day after they were cited for marijuana possession shortly before Pittsburgh (1-2) traveled to Philadelphia (1-2).
Well, well, well. Le’Van Bell should’ve drove that doobie mobile straight to Mexico instead of Philly.In the only preseason game that somewhat matters, the Eagles finally showed their hand and ragdolled the Steelers for the majority of the contest. Chip opened up the playbook and the defense played the first team for an extended time and, I’m not gonna lie, it moved. A lot. This squad has the IT factor
of 2008, 2004, 2003, 2002 that’s one of a kind heading into the season, and the sky’s the limit. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if they’re going to win it all it has to be within the next 3 years. There’s no reason this team can’t get a first round bye this season and once that happens, it’s on. #WhyNotUs?
2 weeks till Jax comes into town to die. CAN’T WAIT.
PS – I had to look up three times how to spell Le’von Bell and I’ll still hammer money it’s spelled wrong.