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Man Films Swerving Driver For Miles Predicting Accident, Is Satisfied When Correct

"I knew it was coming!"

 

“I knew it was coming!” Nothing better than that feeling of being right. Well, maybe having the intuition to call the cops when they first noticed Helen Keller was behind the wheel, but that’s neither here nor there. The dude’s a modern day Nostradamous for predicting the car driving predominantly on the other side of a road would go boom.

Oh, and then there’s the seeing your life flash before your eyes moment. Shit, I would like you to meet pants. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
 

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By smitty posted October 23rd, 2014 at 10:25 AM

Flyers Walk Into Philly West, Beat Penguins And Continue To Make It Impossible For Me To Hate Them

If you want to feel alive, I mean really feel alive, I suggest being a Philadelphia Flyer fan this season.

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If you want to feel alive, I mean really feel alive, I suggest being a Philadelphia Flyer fan this season. I mean they’ll bring you all the way to the depths of your darkest hour; make you really question the meaning of life itself and get their asses handed to the 4-0 by the Blackhawks. And then the next night they’ll play a great game, beat the Penguins 5-3 and have you start mapping out your day for when they’re having a parade down Broad Street come June. Highs and lows and then probably some more lows again, but definitely some highs sprinkled throughout. Just when you think you hate their guts, the reel you back in. The Flyers are now 10-1-1 in the Consol Engery Center and own the Penguins in Pittsburgh aka West Philly West. Let’s break down the game a bit.

Classy Move by Pittsburgh and Classy Uni’s Too

Nate blogged it last night but it was pretty cool that Pittsburgh made sure they sang Oh, Canada before the game last night between two American teams. It was a senseless thing that happened up north yesterday and as much as I hate Pittsburgh, that was a solid move. Also, the Pens’ new thirds looked slick when they were unveiled and looked even better in action last night. Glad they didn’t break them out with a win though.

Bellemare Nets His First NHL Goal


Bienvenue a l’emission Bellemare. Old Frenchy picked a great game to score his first career NHL goal in. The Bellemare show has officially begun. He’ll be the greatest undrafted Free Agent since Wayne Gretzky, and that’s a fact. Also, I saw the nickname Pebbles floating around the interwebs last night and I loooooove it. So Pebbles it is.

R.J. Umberger With The Gordie Howe Hatty

Welcome back to the Pittsburgh man himself. A big time goal to take the lead in the 3rd period, a secondary assist on the eventual game winner and a pretty decent fight for a guy in the later stages of his career. The goal was nice but obviously the fight was Umberger’s best contribution to the game.

Was the hit pretty much as clean as it could be? Sure. But when you’re playing at full-speed and in real-time you can’t really tell. So it was great to see Umby step in there for Coots and have the kid’s back. Fuck Despres either way. Not necessarily for the hit, but just because he’s a plug.

Speaking of Coots

A great 3 point night capped off with the empty netter at the end to seal the deal. This was a huge game for Sean Couturier on national television. Not only did he have 3 points last night, but he held Sidney Crosby (ever heard of ‘em?) to zero. He also went 5-for-8 against Crosby in the faceoff circles. Also, this happened courtesy of @PeteBlackburn.

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The Other Guys

It was a great, physical hockey game all around with a ton of intensity. The Flyers have looked pretty uninspired at times so far early in the season but glad to see they took our their sacks last night. They still look realllll shaky in their own defensive end but they made up for that was some solid sustained pressure on offense. They had 17 shots in the 2nd period, the one period when they didn’t score any goals but whatever I’ll take the shots. And lastly, Ray Emery is now 2-0-1 on the season, Steve Mason is 0-3-1. Gotta imagine they stick with Razor in Detroit and hopefully sitting out 2 games in a row will give Mason time to not be such a dickhead anymore.

 

By jordie posted October 23rd, 2014 at 9:35 AM

Barstool Philly Local Smokeshow Of The Day – Bunny

  Introducing Bunny from Temple. Beautiful. Always nice to see some Owl heat come our way. Keep the smokes a flowin’, send all nominations to Phillytips@barstoolsports.com
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Introducing Bunny from Temple. Beautiful. Always nice to see some Owl heat come our way.

Keep the smokes a flowin’, send all nominations to Phillytips@barstoolsports.com

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By smitty posted October 22nd, 2014 at 5:35 PM

Woman Attempts To Put Out Fire So Of Course She Instead Extinguishes Herself In The Face

I was giddy before the video even began.

 

WOMEN! I was giddy before the video even began. You could feel it in the air something great was about to happen and man oh man did she not disappoint. Once, twice, thrice to the face. Most of the time that sort of treatment would be pixilated in Japan. Zero to Bukaki in 10 seconds.

By smitty posted October 22nd, 2014 at 5:00 PM

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Called ‘Hammer’ Selling ‘Ebola’ Out Of A Ramada Inn Hotel Room?

Gotta strike while the iron is hot!
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NJ – A man called “Hammer” sold “Ebola” out of a New Jersey hotel room, according to police. Toms River Police arrested a 47-year-old New Jersey man Monday after finding more than 600 packets of heroin, many of them branded “Ebola,” along with crack cocaine inside a room at the Ramada Inn along Route 9. Toms River Police executed a search warrant on Barnabas “Hammer” Davis’ hotel room after the Lakewood Township Police Department’s Street Crimes Unit tipped them off to alleged drug dealing out of rear suites at the hotel. Investigators found 633 wax folds containing heroin and about 40 grams of crack cocaine in Davis’ possession, according to police. Officials said the heroin had a variety of “trademark” stamps, including the brand name “Ebola.”

Gotta strike while the iron is hot, and Ebola is officially “in”. People are making 500K selling Ebola Vitiman C Tablets for goodness sake. Hammer is making up for that failed GED by being business savvy. That’s all. Regardless, I’d rather drink a gallon of Ebola than ingest whatever smack Hammer’s packing in that hotel room. Whatever’s manifesting in the bed sheets of a Jersey Ramada Inn is 100000x deadlier.

h/t Scott

By smitty posted October 22nd, 2014 at 4:10 PM

Nikki Benz Now Officially Has All Of My Votes To Become The Next Mayor Of Toronto

Imagine watching a debate between Nikki Benz and all the other jabroni candidates when Nikki breaks out the line about how she realized she should be the Mayor of Toronto while she was getting pounded in the ass by a 300 lb truck driver.

Sorry, BC. Ever since Nikki Benz threw her tits into this race a few months ago, we’ve all known that it would be an uphill battle for Rob Ford. I tried holding out as long as possible but after watching this video there’s just no possible way anyone can’t not be on board the Nikki Benz train. While I’d never consider myself much of an expert in campaign management, I think it’s next to impossible that she doesn’t earn at least 99% of the vote on October 27th. Mainly because it’s only horny old dudes who actually go out to vote for Mayoral elections (assuming that’s a fact). Imagine watching a debate between Nikki Benz and all the other jabroni candidates when Nikki breaks out the line about how she realized she should be the Mayor of Toronto while she was getting pounded in the ass by a 300 lb truck driver. That’s literally all she has to say and then promptly drop the mic. You think anyone cares anymore about the actual politics involved in the race? Hell no. We’ve got butt-stuff in the equation now. The politics can wait, I just need you to find me that video of our soon Mayor-to-be getting railed out on the interstate. Sure, Rob Ford was a rock star. He was a man of the people. But once “The Mayor Next Door” commercials are on the air, the entire population of Toronto will be doing boners and if there’s one thing I know about politics, it’s that it’s fueled by boners.

NSFWish after the jump.

 

 

 

 

 

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By jordie posted October 22nd, 2014 at 3:20 PM

Your Mid-Week Eagles Fix With Some Birds Material That Will Leave You Hungry For More

Bring me Sunday.

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5-1 going into Tempe to face the 5-1 Arizona Cardinals. Actually a slow week for Birds material…and I kind of like it. Akin to sleeping beast just waiting to be awakened. Let’s do it.
 

Extended cut of Chip, Foles and the artist formely known as Sanchize mic’d up vs the Giants.

Dorenbos kicked it with Mel Gibson but here’s what the other guys did during the bye week.

Chip explains why he visited the injured Victor Cruz after the beatdown of the Giants. Spoiler Alert: It’s because he’s a fucking class act.

Nick Foles does a Q&A with Maxim. No dick talk.

The boys are back:
 


 
And here’s Bradley Cooper repping an Eagles visor with some tips on The Tonight Show.
 

 
That’s it. Bring me Sunday.

By smitty posted October 22nd, 2014 at 2:25 PM

Barstool Philly Sports Podcast – The Time Smitty “Made A Living” Playing Online Poker Professionally For Two Years

A modern day Greek freaking Tragedy.

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And there you have it. Everything is spelled out in the Podcast, but basically it’s a modern day Greek freaking Tragedy. If you think I’m bluffing it’s pretty much all laid out in the statistics. The two names I played under the most were Smitty1581 for Pokerstars and MonkeyFunMan (WTF was I thinking with that one?) on Fulltilt, but in reality I was playing under my girlfriend’s and friend’s accounts, too, and try to get the most out of deposit bonuses and such. That doesn’t even include Bodog/AP/UB and other sites.

Oh, and after you listened to myself explain how online poker basically ruined 3+ years of my life, be sure to sign up for the 2nd Annual Barstool Poker Tournament tonight (MUST PLAY IN JERSEY). It’ll be the first time I’m back to the online felt since 2011. Damn right I expect to win the comeback player of the life award.

By smitty posted October 22nd, 2014 at 1:40 PM
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