What better way to start off the week than with another reason to hate Kanye West?
Independent – Kanye West has never been one to engage his brain before speaking and the rapper was at it again when he halted a performance and demanded everyone in the audience stand up and dance – only to find out that two fans were in wheelchairs. Kanye told the crowd: “I can’t do this show until everybody stand up. Unless you got a handicap pass and you get special parking and s**t.” While nearly everyone stood up, Kanye spotted two people still seated and called on them to get to their feet, refusing to carry on with the show.
What better way to start off the week than with another reason to hate Kanye West? He’s a 1st team, grade A asshole and I’m sure we’re all more than aware of that by now. But here’s the most fucked up thing about Kanye; He’ll probably never in his life realize that what he did right there was wrong. Now granted, “Good Life” is that jam and if any song could get someone in a wheelchair on their feet, that would be the song. But there’s a 100% chance that he left the stage that night and was furious that handicapped people were even allowed to be in attendance. No way in hell could he be to blame for that faux pas. He’s a genius, the voice of a generation. Probably ended up firing his manager over it and is currently making sure that his concert promoter never gets another job again. That’s just Kanye West 101. Let’s make fun of the disabled since they get “special parking and shit” because what could possibly go wrong there. What a complete and utter jackass.
LBS - Jonathan Papelbon was ejected from Sunday’s Phillies-Marlins game after doing a crotch grab gesture to the fans following his blown save. Papelbon entered with a 4-1 lead but allowed four runs to surrender the lead. As he was walking towards the dugout after recording the final out of the inning, he reacted to boos from the fans by adjusting his crotch. Umpire Joe West saw it and tossed Papelbon, who came out and argued with him.
Have a day, Paps!
The Phillies played today? Believe it! I truly pity the dozens of fans who had nothing better to do on this NFL Sunday than go watch this embarrassment of a squad. Even play-by-play guy Tom McCarthy peaced out to call the BUF/MIA game. But this could be the last of Philadelphia’s most famous douche. Pappelbon may statistically be the best closer in Phillies history and has a year left on his contract, but I don’t see how he can stick around. The man will only serve as the heaviest anchor on this sinking ship.
And right back atcha, Paps. You too while we’re at it, Joe West.
Oh, the bartender gave you shit? Tough tits, pal. That’s exactly what happens when McGillian’s is PACKED like it was last night and you whip out the credit card, buy one Miller Lite then close the tab right in his face. Have some common sense. Throw down a 5 and call it a day.
I don’t care if this is fake or not. Please, PLEASE don’t make this a thing. Two wrongs didn’t make a right with Shady leaving a dick tip then PYT putting it on full blast. There’s no reason to piss off people in the service industry who are 100% pissed off enough already.
Also, the receipt is now on Ebay because PYT really wants to milk her till she’s dry.
I HATE giving people credit for anything, but this guy knows his shit. We also answered all individual questions you degenerates shot at us.
I STRONGLY recommend listening to the Soundcloud than attempting to watch that video. Not because I don’t think you should gaze at our beautiful mugs, but apparently my toaster also seconds as my router. Very choppy video. Thanks again, Comcast.
Our good friend Jonathan Bales enlightened us with his spot on insights on Fantasy Football a couple weeks ago in our FF Preview Podcast (Listen Here). What has he done since? Oh, nothing special. Just cashed $93K in a Fantasy Baseball championship then took down $6K in weekly Fantasy Football leagues during Week One. No biggie.
I HATE giving people credit for anything, but this guy knows his shit. Like, really, really knows the inside and outs of everything about Fantasy Football. I guess you have to if they’re going to let you write Fantasy for the New York Times.
Any last fantasy questions? Shoot them at us @SmittyBarstool or @BalesFootball. Also, Jonathan’s got a really good package filled with insight for you Fantasy Football players. Doesn’t matter if you have a season long league or play cash games weekly, he’ll give you everything you need to know. Definitely check out his 2014 Weekly In-Season Package here.
Smitty’s 3 NFL Spanks (2-1 last week, including picking Miami- OUTRIGHT):
Jax +5.5 (think they win outright if you have the iron sack to bet moneyline on Jacksonville, I’m too soft)
This is our new feature on Friday afternoons during the Autumn months. If you’re stuck in front of the computer at this point you deserve the most mindless, enjoyable material to help pass the time. So here it is: 10 or so random GIFS from the Internets to put the mind at ease for a couple minutes. Simple as that. Could be hot, funny, painful, new, old – whatever works. Enjoy.
OK, maybe a little commentary. Only EDP can have a football video featuring 2-min rap intro followed by a restaurant review and get away with it. He also calls Andrew Luck, possibly the whitest non-kicker/punter in the NFL, a “Good ass n*gga”. Makes sense.
The Eagles Cheer squad unveiled their 2015 Swimsuit Calendar last night at Xfinity Live, and there’s nothing to not like about it. Boobs are tight, bikinis are tight, cheerleaders are tight. Happy Friday.