YouTube – After a woman was continuing to push and shove a driver, the driver decided to do the unexpected. Apparently the woman making the initial threats and assault on the driver is not impressed with someone seeing ‘her man. The woman left lying on the road suffered a brain hemorrhage and a fractured leg and remains in a serious condition in hospital. The police are searching for the driver, who has not surrendered themselves.
When keeping it real goes wrong. “I”m about to show you how I get down bitch…” Famous last words that technically ring true. That’s exactly what happens when you only bring your bare hands and mouth to a car fight.
Forget about the driver who was exercising clear self defense, how about the cameraman surrenders themselves for missing the best part of the video? Total amateur hour.
ESPN – For the fourth straight year, ESPN.com and the TrueHoop Network are ranking every NBA player and counting them down on Twitter (@ESPNNBA) from No. 500 to No. 1. Kobe Bryant checks in at No. 40, one spot behind Andre Iguodala.
Some Twitter eggs are freaking out about this claiming it is so disrespectful and all that jazz. So I decided to do some investigating because quite frankly I think they may be giving Kobe a little too much respect here. Behind him in the rankings is basically every good shooting guard in the league (besides James Harden who will be top 10 on this list). Joe Johnson, Bradley Beal, Manu Ginobili, Gordon Hayward, Chandler Parsons, Lance Stephenson, and Monta Ellis are all in the 40-60 range. All of these players either just got big contracts, have improved their game steadily over the past couple years, or have not gotten injured and stayed pretty consistent (Joe Johnson). You could make a case for all of these guys being better then Kobe, RIGHT NOW, during this NBA season. Kobe has not played an NBA season in an entire year and has had two major injuries in the past 18 months. Being ranked the 40th best player in the entire NBA as a 36 year old aging star is pretty damn good and very respectful.*
*I’d put Manu ahead of him every day of the week. He deserves all the respect he’s given.
Uh oh…is Smitty1581 getting a hang of this fantasy thing or what? Just 228 places away from a cool million last week. NBD but KDB (Hey Golden Taint, thanks for showing up, pal.). But that’s the beauty of it, even a mush like me can take home some straight cash homie in this thing. And that ROI from turning $27 into a piece of the $2.2 million in total prizes is pretty sweet, too. Best sign up now.
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-SamENole won $1 Million Week 5, Jquave76 won $1 Million Week 6. Week 7 DraftKings will be crowning one more Fantasy Football Millionaire. Who’s it going to be?
Coaches and players mic’d up in any sport will never get old. This is special because it’s amazing how Chip and Co are so unbelievably relaxed. You see players and coaches going apeshit on the sidelines all the time, which is fantastic, but there’s just something about the business-casual way the Eagles go about their ways that sticks out. Nobody is going nuts, and when asked what the plan is the man in charge calmly responds “Score fucking points, what’s your plan?”. Absolutely love it.
“You should try the chicken tenders…they’re good.” – The Artist Formerly Known As Sanchize. The guy has the cakest job in the world. Look good, play grab ass on the sidelines, slay everything around Philly and wait till the offseason when another lottery check rolls in. The life.
Alright well that actually makes a ton of sense now that I think about it.
USAToday - Adolf Hitler apparently relied on a stunning array of drugs while ruling Nazi Germany, including one made popular by the show Breaking Bad: crystal meth. According to a 47-page U.S. military dossier, a physician filled the Fuhrer with barbiturate tranquilizers, morphine, bulls’ semen, a pill that contained crystal meth, and other drugs, depending on Hitler’s momentary needs, the Daily Mail reports. By this account, Hitler downed crystal meth before a 1943 meeting with Mussolini in which the Fuhrer ranted for two hours, and took nine shots of methamphetamine while living out his last days in his bunker.
Alright well that actually makes a ton of sense now that I think about it. I’m sure Hitler was a pretty big dick to begin with, but when you’re crushing tranquilizers, morphine, bull jizz and crystal meth on a daily basis, that’s probably enough to send anybody on . Now I’ve never had the pleasure of doing crystal meth so I don’t fully understand the effect it has on a person, but I’m just picturing the high hitting Hitler like it hit Tuco Salamanca. Zero to one hundred real quick, if you will.
Actually, yeah. Hitler and Tuco were for sure the same exact person. Anyway, I can’t imagine this is a good sign for all the hippies who are trying to end the war on drugs. Assuming that one of the most evil humans ever being addicted to crystal is a pretty good reason enough to keep it off the streets. But that’s just me.
WHY CAN’T THE FLYERS PICK A GOAL SONG THAT ISN’T ANNOYING AS FUCK? Come on, G. Pick it up. This city needs something original. Something that inspires the heart of Philly to the core. A Fly Eagles Fly. A 1-2-3-4-5 SIXERS. A High Hopes. I HATED the Blackhawks winning the cup 2 years ago and obviously even more so when they beat us for the cup in 2010, but dammit did I respect their use of Chelsea Dagger because it was not only unique but they adopted it as our own.
They should bring back DOOP at this point. At least it was (somewhat) original after they stole it off the Union. Or just have the Flyers christen “Whoomp! There It Is” and call it a season. If I were to rank all of the tunes as of now, Philly would be close to the bottom in front of only the Penguins and Bruins audible Ebola that’s used as the default song for any sports venue who isn’t ballsy enough to try to branch out. Looking at you Penn State (and pretty much every other college who used this song and will soon claim 7 Nation Army as their own, too).
Also, the NHL needs to bring back the Hartford Whalers just for the Brass Bonanza alone. That jam should forever claim residency the Billboard charts.
Well, shit. We’ve all played Call Of Duty. We’ve all seen Lone Survivor, Platoon and countless other war movies that attempt to put you right in the middle of the action. But a lot of us, thankfully, have never had to experience the real thing. I can’t even imagine what it’s like to put myself in a situation where getting snipped in the head is a slight possibility. Outright terrifying. I puss out in Goldeneye when I’m at risk of getting shot and these soldiers are bravely risking their lives for us. All while acting like it’s no big deal. Just puts things in perspective. God Bless them.
Thank Christ it wasn’t a Saving Private Ryan situation after getting called a lucky son of a bitch. Seriously though, that Kevlar helmet stopped that baby right in its tracks. Might have to get one of those bad boys for personal use and wear it all the time, just in case. I don’t care if people are going to assume I’m an epileptic that isn’t allowed to use the stove or I can only count to potato, the invincibility feeling makes it worthwhile.
Introducing Natalie from Villanova. An absolute beauty coming in to close out your hump day. Nova has been riding hot lately in the Smoke Standings, not that there’s been anything wrong with that at all. Still need more nominations. Send em in to PhillyTips@barstoolsports.com
Introducing Natalie from Villanova. An absolute beauty coming in to close out your hump day. Nova has been riding hot lately in the Smoke Standings, not that there’s been anything wrong with that at all.
Still need more nominations. Send em in to PhillyTips@barstoolsports.com