Atlanta Fan Distraught Falcons Choked, Does Logical Thing And Pistol Whips His TV
Only thing to do, right? Your professional sports team loses with the outcome having no real direct impact on your life, start pistol whipping your “5-Hundo” TV like it just told you to go home and get your fucking shinebox. Really showed Arthur Blank, Mike Smith, Matt Ryan and all the other millionaires who’s boss. Asante Samuel was so upset after seeing this he frequented just 4 Atlanta area strip clubs and conceived only 1 kid last night.
PS – You’re goddamned right I checked out Dolobeats.com for some hot beats. Where else am I supposed to find them bangers?

Thank you for not letting maurice do a “Philly fan disguised as falcon fan….blah blah blah”….
This is not what MLK had in mind…
later that day he brought it back to walmart and claimed it just stopped working!
well it was probably stolen anyways
I didn’t realize people cared enough about the Falcons, especially the blacks.
Dude has no worries, Obama will buy him a new one.