Bar Rafaeli Dressing Up As A Kinky 1950′s Housewife Melts My Nuts With Love
Time to get that awful image out of your head of her making out with that fat extra who if given the choice would choose a burrito over sticking his pinky in her ass. The Immaculate Israeli is my personal #1 in the world only makes me want her more dressed as a 1950′s housewife from skank city. The 1950′s woman was required to do three C’s and the three C’s only: Cook, Clean, Cocktickle. Now imagine if that wife wasn’t a chain smoking mother of 4 who was Don Draper’s leftovers and was replaced with the likes of 2013 Bar Rafaeli. Perfection. Plus it helps the fact that I would literally drag my balls through a mile of shattered glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie. Now make me some bacon, bitch.
Don Draper approves and is currently slugging a 12 pack of can opener beers.
The good old days. Nothing like a woman who makes you dinner every night, cleans the house, irons your clothes, and who you can slap in the mouth and strangle a little bit after having a bad day at work.
What happened to America???
Holy mother of pearl. This is fantastic.
I would lick a porta potty seat at a summer Grateful Dead show just to have Bar blast a dookie on my chest.
damn I just want to pull up and park in that ass
“Plus it helps the fact that I would literally drag my balls through a mile of shattered glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.” Sounds awfully familiar, like a comment that was left a few days ago.
I would convert to Judaism for Bar Rafaeli.
wow
still has the face of a 40 year old…
Bar. So hot right now. Bar.
check to logo on the fridge: “S M E G”
it’s a legit appliance company, too. someone wanna tell them their brand name isderived from schoolyard slang for “dick cheese”?
great way to kick off the day. @imtough tough = gay
don’t get me wrong. i’d suck a fart out of her ass and i’d bang her in a heart beat. but…. I really don’t get the obsession, she’s not hotter than any other smoke blonde, nothing really sets her apart. ah, mediocrity.