Barstool’s Lovely Lady Kacie McDonnell Boomsauces Philly Union Rookie Trying To Spit Game On Twitter
Hey, soccer puss, you heard the lady. Pump the motherfucking breaks, rookie. Who do you think you are? Johnathan Pettibone? Kacie McDonnell doesn’t go for floppers. She reads Barstool. She’s been awkwardly masturbated to by Feitelberg on KFC Radio. She knows what she wants and deserves, and it ain’t no Philadelphia Union rookie. You need to be at least be Phillies, Flyers, Eagles or white Sixers player status to talk game to Philly’s, and possibly America’s, most eligible piece of beauty. Hit the showers kid and maybe change sports, there’s always tomorrow.
Even if I found myself in a “Where we’re going, we don’t need roads” Back To The Future II situation you can still bet your left nut I’m watching the traffic report 100/100 times: