I know Barstool U posted this earlier but this clip is far too good for people to miss. No, Batman, you suck MY motherfucking dick. Just goes to prove why you’re the worst of all the superheroes. No powers at all. Just money. If that’s all it takes I guess Zuckerberg and Bill Gates would make an unstoppable crimefighting duo too. The fact is in reality it would be so easy to kill Batman. Step 1 – Hire a few private detectives to find out who Batman is. Step 2 – Get comfortable with a sniper rifle on a rooftop overlooking Bruce Wayne’s crib. Step 3 – Kill Batman. Boom.

Or apparently you just grab a traffic cone, pretend to be Spiderman for a few seconds, and body slam his ass on the Las Vegas strip. Whichever is easiest.