Oh, wait, maybe you did. We did the 5 Most Batshit Crazy Athletes in the modern era last week, and I think it’s safe to say that Gary Busey would #1 on the Most Crazy Celebrity list right now. Hell, he possibly is the furthest away from reality than anyone in history. Right up there with Hitler, Charles Manson, and Marty Mornhinweg while calling plays. Have fun with that, Jets fans.

I’ve personally never considered when having intercourse with an inner tube that not only you won’t get pregnant, but neither will the inner tube. Thanks for the science lesson, Chet Steadman.