CALI – This week, Redditor nickshambo posted a picture of the note he said a customer left his friend instead of a tip. Printed on paper and clearly pre-planned, the note claims that President Obama’s tax rates have made him unable to tip, or something. Gawker points out that the poster and note-leaver is probably from California, due to its reference of Proposition 30, the name of a California ballot measure that will raise income taxes on upper-tax brackets while also temporarily increasing sales tax to fund K-12 schools, community colleges and state universities.

It doesn’t matter what your political affiliation is, I think we can come together collectively and say that this guy is the king of the dicks. You know how much life sucks working in the service industry? It’s the decadence of mankind. Your livelihood is based on putting a smile on your face and essentially offering to wax everyone’s nuts for pleasure day in and day out and it’s still a crapshoot whether you get paid or not because of assholes like this. If you choose to go out to eat you should tip every time. No exceptions unless the service is so bad the waiter essentially shits in your salad or the waitress queefs in your coffee, and she deserves more of a gratuity for the effort. If you can’t afford to tip you shouldn’t be able to afford to eat out. Simple as that. Mo even goes out of his way to give extra to help counter the stereotype that black people don’t tip, even though it’s counterproductive when the sever then tells her friends that the tall, tanned white guy tips well.

Only person in America who gets the free pass not to tip is Mr. Pink. Steve Buscemi is ugly enough to where he doesn’t have to conform to the rules of society.