Better take that overcrowded train back to New Dehli Sheila Dhermarmjab, because Sara Eisen is not only hotter and out analyzed you, but just made the greatest save in the history of live TV. There’s no way anybody is supposed to recover from an on-air, up-skirt, black strap on dildo sighting. Should’ve been as career ending as needing Tommy John surgery in the ’70′s. But nope, one second she’s playing around with the Greg Oden, the next she’s pretending she knows about Spain’s financial situation. Well played indeed. But I will tell you this, billionaire Mayor Mike Bloomberg requiring all of his smoke financial reporters on his network to strap on dildo-microphones in an open office may be the greatest authoritative move ever. Anybody who puts their employees in the position to have their box’s viewed by coworkers and their queef’s recorded on live TV knows how the game is played.

Seriously, what the shit is that? My mind says it’s gotta be a mic, but there’s no way that’s a mic.