Cute scarf, queefdick. Maybe you’ll be buried in it when your buddies forget to wake you up every hour on the hour tonight and you bleed out through the brain. Give it 3 years before the dude is shaking worse than Muhammad Ali in an earthquake. Have to admire the tenacity, though. Not by the dumbass kid, but by that car window. All heart. My pussy Saab takes a pebble to the windshield and it spiderwebs like it was fucking snipered by Barry Pepper in Saving Private Ryan. Need me some American made glass.

Take notes kids. You want to smash some windows with your head? Ditch the hipster vibe and get sauced up to the point to where pain actually arouses you like Lattimer. Then and only then will you have a place at the table.