It never ends. Wired 96.5 had the idea to rent a banner plane to fly over Charlie’s house with a message telling him to call into the station. Twenty minutes later he was on the radio. Say what you want about the American media being the 24-hour Charlie Sheen news — the shit doesn’t happen by accident. He’s playing the media like a fiddle and #Winning the whole time. Some of his other great quotes from this morning:
“Extragallactically, bring it”
“I’m 0-for-3 in the marriage department so I’m gonna try this for a little bit.”
“I love you all violently.”
“I lead with the truth, I live inside the truth.”
“Sleep is for infants. . .I sleep on the nights when I know that others are on point. The nights when there are things to be observed under the cover of darkness, then I stay awake.”
This guy. I once worked with this British/Middle Eastern cokehead that seemed to be living a Sheen-like existence. Once when walking into work he looked like he’d been up blowing lines with Satan all night, and when I asked him if he’d slept dude replied in a British accent, “Sleep is for girls, man.” I never forgot that quote. The moral of this story? Cokeheads hate sleep.