Hawaii? The Bahamas? Nah, fuck it. RGIII is running again baby. Let’s sweat it out in 100 degree heat at Skins’ camp and make love in the bathroom at Shoney’s off I-95 cause the shitter was full in the RV. In his defense, this was a very economical move by the groom. Can’t really afford a first class honeymoon while unemployed with a 4 tins a day habit.
Rednecks who are Redskins fans but live in Dallas? The epitome of an asshole power couple in America. If I were stuck in the room with this hick and his 3rd rate mail order bride with 3 bullets, I’d shoot myself in the face three times.