NBC12.com – Richmond, VA News

Hawaii? The Bahamas? Nah, fuck it. RGIII is running again baby. Let’s sweat it out in 100 degree heat at Skins’ camp and make love in the bathroom at Shoney’s off I-95 cause the shitter was full in the RV. In his defense, this was a very economical move by the groom. Can’t really afford a first class honeymoon while unemployed with a 4 tins a day habit.

Rednecks who are Redskins fans but live in Dallas? The epitome of an asshole power couple in America. If I were stuck in the room with this hick and his 3rd rate mail order bride with 3 bullets, I’d shoot myself in the face three times.