The Daily What - Lights Out: Ah, the ol’ creepy little girl in the hotel corridor gag. Works every time.

Starts at about 0:45. Some things aren’t funny, Spanish daytime TV. I’ve spent a lifetime watching horror movies and creating my own idea of how I’d avoid being axed/cursed/stabbed/haunted. The number 1 rule? Be out immediately. Most of the trouble ends up finding the lingerers who don’t understand a fucked-up situation when they see one. Now I gotta look stupid and end up on a foreign prank show because I know when to break the hell out when horror movie shit goes down? Fuck you guys. I applaud every one of these people who quickly exited stage left when The Ring girl holding a creepy naked doll stared them down in a dark corridor. Don’t change your ways. Looking like a pussy on daytime TV > looking like you’re murdered in a well somewhere.