Very few things on this planet as hilarious and satisfying as scaring this shit out of a child. They have the best reactions AND they’re a simple target. They’re gullable (which makes it easy), they’re stupid (because they haven’t been alive long), and they can’t get you in trouble (because they have no rights). It’s not like the kid at 1:06 is going to go rat you out to anyone. All he can do is cry to his mommy, who will then just make sure her son stays away from the fucking weirdo in the silver spraypaint suit. It’s the same reason why I flip off children who I see in cars and supermarkets and stuff. If they’re parents don’t see it, they won’t believe them. No idea why your kid is crying, lady. Boom. Innocent.
WASHINGTON DC, MARYLAND, VIRGINIA