DOWNINGTOWNPolice responded yesterday about 5:30 p.m. to the Wal-Mart in Exton for a report of a naked male walking into the store. West Whiteland Township police located the 32-year-old suspect, Verdon L. Taylor, inside the store, wearing only a pair of allegedly stolen socks. The 6-foot-4, 300-pound Downingtown resident refused to comply with verbal commands and required a Taser to be taken into custody, police said. Taylor then began spitting at the officers, hitting one officer in the face. Police said surveillance video from Wal-Mart showed Taylor exiting a vehicle in the parking lot and removing all of his clothes. He entered the store naked and approached the customer-service counter where he purloined a pair of socks, placed them on his feet, and walked further into the store. The video showed shoppers avoiding Taylor as he sauntered through the store, police said.

Love Verdon L. Taylor’s style. Love it. He knows that a fat, black naked man strutting his sac down the aisles is still more normal than 50% of Wal-Marts customers nationwide. Just trying to establish dominance. In college I stepped foot in a Wal-Mart at 4 am on a Tuesday in central PA to get some cold medicine and the experience scarred me for life. Was like I fucking fell down the rabbit hole. Place was packed. There were full families shopping like it was a Sunday afternoon after church. Kids asking for toys and shit while a homeless man was taking a nap pantsless in the 1$ DVD bin with only Celtic Pride covering his genitals. Hicks just starting at guns like they were looking at those Magic 3D art posters. And a woman who would’ve been glad to have the figure of Jabba the Hut was screeching like a walrus being molested cause her fupa got caught in her scooter’s basket. See, Verdon knows how to play the Wal-Mart game, and the cops should’ve known that. You think a 300lb man wearing just socks in a Wal-Mart is gonna comply to verbal commands? The man left his reasoning in his pants.

PS – No shame in Verdon going straight for the socks. Top 2 greatest things in the world are blowjobs and putting on a brand new pair of socks. Don’t even try to argue.