KNOXVILLEDesmond Hatchett is pleading with the state of Tennessee to help him pay for child support.  With 30 kids, who could afford to pay child support?  Yes, 30 children by 11 different “baby mamas.”  Desmond explained how it all happened, well you know what we mean, “I had four kids in the same year. Twice.”  The children range in age from toddlers to 14 years old.  He was last in court in 2009, at which time he had 21 children.  That means he’s had at least 9 more children in the last 3 years.  Hatchett only has a minimum wage job, which means some of the moms receive as little as… $1.49 a month.

Desmond knows condoms are for the birds. He makes minimum wage?  Definitely didn’t see that one coming.  Would’ve thought Desmond was more of the former athlete/drug dealing type. Regardless, the Antonio Cromartie of Piggly Wiggly should be damn proud of himself. People need to realize that Desmond’s doing all he can to support his family.  He ain’t breakin no laws and is paying out all he can to each baby mama.  A buck 49 to each bitch means a child gets half a happy meal a month.   What more do they want?  It’s their own fault for breaking the cardinal rule of gold-digging: finding a man who actually has some gold to dig.  Now they’re stuck with raising Desmond Hatchet’s army of 30 newly minted voters of the Democratic Party.

Bring on the irrational responses that don’t help anyone!  You tell ‘em Titi: Niggas tells lies…