Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Who Beat The Shit Out Of His 76-Year-Old Aunt After She Refused To Take Him To The Tanning Salon?
The deputy is 100% correct that the old bag should’ve known better before opening her mouth. If there’s one person in the world you need to tread lightly around, it’s Charles Wesley Guyton. Anybody who is a 47 year old dude with a tanning routine and relies on their 76-year-old Aunt for transportation around town is always one small inconvience away from going apeshit. Granted, the old broad probably didn’t deserve a senior citizen face smash, but Charles Guyton probably didn’t deserve to have his tanning bed privileges taken away from him either. How else did she expect him to maintain his glow? Tan outside? Bullshit. You don’t hold down the Kathy Bates look that well by cutting corners.