Does This Look Like The Face of A Man Who Jerked Off During A Job Interview Not Once But Twice Within 2 Weeks?
The job market is stressful enough these days. Unemployment’s through the roof. Overqualified people working mundane positions left and right. It’s survival of the fittest out there. Willie Merriweather knows he has only about a 15-minute window to show his skill set to the interviewer and he damn well better impress. Unfortunately after being asked about his previous employment and to provide a social security number, whipping his dick out was still probably the best option at that point. The thing has intangibles that can’t be seen on a resume. Willie’s Merriweather got more pucks past the goalie than Wayne Gretzky in his prime. Add a highly visible battle with Hepatitis-C and the fact he’s proving he can multitask with the best of them, you’ve got yourself a worker.
Absolutely love Willie’s excuse for Dannying The DeVito during a job interview: “It fell out.” No need for a trial here on this case, that’s the most fool-proof defense I’ve heard since “The glove don’t fit, you must acquit.” But maybe it just needed some air. Sometimes it can’t breathe down there. It’s inhumane.