POLAND – A Polish man is regretting trying to impress his wife by doing the housework – after ironing his face when the phone rang. Tomas Paczkowski, 32, from Elbag, was determined to show wife Lila that he was just as good around the home as she is. “I decided to do the ironing while she was out at work, just to prove a point,” he explained. “Women are always going on about multi-tasking, so I set up the iron, opened a beer and put the boxing on the telly. “Trouble was, I got so involved in the boxing that I wasn’t really thinking about what I was doing. “So when the phone rang I picked up the iron by mistake and pressed it to my ear. The pain was incredible.” And Mr Paczkowski added insult to injury when he sprinted to put cold water on the burn – and ran straight into the bathroom door. “That gave me a black eye so now I look more like I’ve been in a boxing match instead of just watching one,” he added. Medics say he will make a full recovery from the burns – but Mr Paczkowski says he’s off housework for good.

Equal rights my dick. See what happens when you try to get men to do something woman are biologically made to do? Dude ends up taking a simple chore like ironing clothes, gets distracted by sports and beer, naturally thought the 1000 degree, 5 pound appliance was his phone and proceeded singe his face off. Thank god he wasn’t trying to stitch up a sweater or else he would’ve sewn his balls to the cat. And rightfully so, men just aren’t programmed to do the household shit. We’re here to pillage, plunder and make money. Women are made to do the three C’s: cook, clean and cocktickle. I’m pretty sure ironing involves at least 1 of those 3, maybe 2 if you’re adventurous. There should be laws set in place so that things like this never happen. Laws like men should be banished from the kitchen, cleaning and the kids and the woman should be shunned forever from the roads, voting booths and basketball courts. The world would just be a better place.