Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Who Stole A Truck At A 7-11 To Get To His Ex-Girlfriends Wedding To Confess His Love But Ended Up Wrecking In The Church Parking Lot?
Love. Andrew Marlin (Marlin? Kind of dig it) Curtis’ achilles heel. Well, love and being such a catch he doesn’t own a car and gets stood up by his own friends for a ride on what he considered to be the most urgent day in his life.
See, the effort was there, just the execution was way off. You gotta have something really going for you if you’re going to pull a Benjamin Braddock and sweep some tits off her feet. I’m talking millionaire or movie-star type of status to where it overshoots the aurora of what her idea of her wedding should be, which for the average female is so fucking unrealistically princessed up you would have to be Prince Charming himself riding in on a unicorn queefing confetti to even come close. Andrew Marlin Curtis stealing trucks at 7-11′s then crashing it into the vestibule doesn’t seem like that kind of cat. Close to it, but no dice.
PS – The bitch wouldn’t even speak to him? Dude’s going away for 3-5 because he loves you and you won’t even give him a hello let alone an appreciation handy behind the alter? What a cunt muffin.