Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Who Was Going 100mph To Make His Wedding Only To Get Pulled Over, Miss The Ceremony And Spend The Night In Jail Instead?
Actually better to spend a night in jail than attend your life sentencing, but that’s neither here nor there. His broad has to be fuming fire from her vagina. There’s only one excuse for a man to miss his wedding in the eyes of the bride and that if he’s attending a funeral. His funeral. And even then it wouldn’t be that much of a surprise if she’s still standing beside the open casket going through the vows and drags his dead dick out for the first dance. It’s a damn shame though because that soul patch was going to look killer in the wedding photos. Pretty much the only thing he’s got going for him, too. Dude looks like he’s a Tolkein character that hasn’t hit puberty yet. May he fight with the strength of 10 grown men.